# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2016, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/241 "2016-09-30T20:13:21Z")
Chipmunk? Squirrel? Possum? Zebra? Orangutan? Hippopotamus? No, not a Hippopotamus… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2016, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/242 "2016-09-30T22:21:17Z")
If there’s one little feather, just ONE little feather harmed on this bird, I’m going to sell you to the violin string factory! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2016, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/243 "2016-09-30T23:53:33Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Hey boy, what’s the idea jackin’ that pot up under me? Jack? Pot? Ahuh, huh … jack pot, that’s a joke son, don’t ya get it? Kid’s as sharp as a bowlin’ ball. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2016, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/244 "2016-10-01T00:11:44Z")
What for you bury me in the cold, cold ground? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2016, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/245 "2016-10-01T00:16:14Z")
Don’t you worry, never fear, Robin Hood will soon be here. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2016, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/246 "2016-10-01T00:17:37Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Kid’s as sharp as a bowlin’ ball. Reminds me of Paul Revere’s ride, a little light in the belfry. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2016, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/247 "2016-10-01T00:49:03Z")
Gal reminds me of a highway between Forth Worth and Dallas – no curves. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2016, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/248 "2016-10-01T01:09:12Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Don’t you worry, never fear, Robin Hood will soon be here. Oh, cut it out. I’m serious. If you don’t know where he is, just say so. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2016, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/249 "2016-10-01T04:47:49Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Oh, cut it out. I’m serious. If you don’t know where he is, just say so. Oh, you should not talk mean like that, because [there he is](https://youtu.be/OvjisnEezgw?t=6)! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2016, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/250 "2016-10-02T13:19:44Z")
Good widdance to bad wubbish! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2016, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/251 "2016-10-02T15:34:51Z")
Awise storm! North wind bwow! South wind bwow! Huwwicanes! Typhoons! Earthquakes! **SMOG!!** ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2016, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/252 "2016-10-02T16:14:12Z")
Get me outta here!!! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/253 "2016-10-03T04:15:25Z")
You don’t have to be crazy to do this … but it sure helps! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/254 "2016-10-03T14:25:51Z")
I may be a scwewy wabbit, but I’m not going to Awcatwaz! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/255 "2016-10-03T16:39:57Z")
With my speaw and magic hewmet ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/256 "2016-10-03T18:40:23Z")
Abracapocus. Hocuscadabra. Newport News. Oh, brother, I can do better than that… Walla Walla, Washington! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/257 "2016-10-03T19:09:48Z")
She may not be very pretty now, but she was someone’s baby once… ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/258 "2016-10-03T19:40:11Z")
Open, uh, sarsaparilla? Duh, open Saskatchewan? Open, septuagenarian? Duh, open, saddle soap? Open, sesame! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2016, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/259 "2016-10-04T01:08:40Z")
Ah, redcap. Call me a cab, boy, and be quick about it. I’m a heavy tipper! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2016, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/260 "2016-10-05T10:22:43Z")
PORKY: [after smacking his thumb with a hammer] Oh, son of a bi-bi-, son of a bi-bi-, son of a bi-bi-bi- … a gun! [turns to the camera] Ha-ha-ha! You thought I was going to say ‘s-s-son of a bitch’, didn’t ya?! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=14)