# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2016, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/261 "2016-10-05T15:44:27Z")
That dirty perka shorta back flata borton filla bucka borton perka looma burton durton borston outa bitin an athole!!! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2016, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/262 "2016-10-05T16:28:44Z")
Hoboken?! I’m DYING! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/263 "2016-10-06T05:50:52Z")
Zee cabbage does not run away from zee corn-beef. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/264 "2016-10-08T03:31:29Z")
You were expecting maybe Humphrey Bogart? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/265 "2016-10-08T08:24:38Z")
This dressing room is so small I have to step outside to change my mind! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/266 "2016-10-11T02:50:05Z")
What the… It’s a boid! A boid in a tuxedo! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/267 "2016-10-11T11:50:17Z")
Penguins is practically chickens! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/268 "2016-10-12T01:39:48Z")
Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers … and gun powder … and cordite. I’m an elk! Shoot me! Go on!! It’s elk season! I’m a fiddler crab. Why don’t you shoot me?! It’s fiddler crab season! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/269 "2016-10-12T02:02:34Z")
You stay out of this! He doesn’t have to shoot you now! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/270 "2016-10-12T10:33:31Z")
I hope you can hewp me mister game warden. I’ve been towd I can shoot wabbits, mongooses, pigeons, dirty skunks and ducks. Can you teww me what season it weawwy is??!! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/271 "2016-10-12T16:35:26Z")
Mornin’ Ralph. Mornin’ Sam. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/272 "2016-10-12T16:45:42Z")
You have 30 seconds to say your prayers. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/273 "2016-10-12T17:19:46Z")
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wile E. Coyote, _ **genius** _. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/274 "2016-10-12T18:07:33Z")
Rocky: SHUT UP! Bugs Bunny: Shut u-up? Why soirtunly! You don’t think I’m the type that would keep on blabbin’? Some people never know when to stop. When I’m told to shut up, I shut up… Rocky: [sticks gun in Bugs’s face] Shut UP shut-in’ up! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/275 "2016-10-12T18:12:22Z")
Nice boy, but about as sharp as a bag of wet mice. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/276 "2016-10-13T00:16:26Z")
SCHNOOK! \ ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/277 "2016-10-13T04:17:41Z")
That’ll learn ya! (one that I frequently use in real life) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/278 "2016-10-13T14:21:03Z")
How many times have I told you to…shut…up…? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/279 "2016-10-13T14:26:01Z")
Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas … No curves. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/280 "2016-10-14T15:18:47Z")
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