# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/281 "2016-10-14T15:30:10Z")
I say, fortunately, I always keep a spare. For just such an emergency ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/282 "2016-10-14T16:05:34Z")
Hee hee hee, I haven’t seen this much excitement since the boys came home from Gettysburg! ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/283 "2016-10-14T16:24:44Z")
The Yankees are in Chattanooga! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/284 "2016-10-14T16:36:35Z")
Jeeves: “Your cannonball, sir, and my resignation!” (dang, they had some seriously non-pc cartoons back in the day) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/285 "2016-10-14T18:47:01Z")
Not me, you slop artist! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/286 "2016-10-14T20:18:23Z")
Yeah. Cute like a stomach pump! ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/287 "2016-10-14T22:02:32Z")
“My stars! Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? It doesn’t become you at all. Here, for goodness’ sake, let me fix it up. Look how stringy and messy it is. What a shame! Such an interesting monster, too. My stars, if an interesting monster can’t have an interesting hairdo, then I don’t know what things are coming to. In my business, you meet so many interesting people. Bobby pins, please. But the most interesting ones are the monsters. Oh, dear, that’ll never stay. We’ll just have to have a permanent.” He gets some dynamite sticks and places them in the monster’s hair, which give the appearance of curlers. He lights them and runs off, saying “Now, I’ve got to give an interesting old lady a manicure; but I’ll be back before you’re done.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/288 "2016-10-14T23:48:53Z")
Daffy Duck he had a farm, E… I… E… I… O. And on this farm he had an _igloo_, ee… ayyy… ee… ayyy… dohhh? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/289 "2016-10-15T05:51:17Z")
AAAAAAAAH! You cwushed my widdy head! AH HA HA HAAAAAAA! You mashed me widdle metatarsel!! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/290 "2016-10-15T12:35:07Z")
Finster: Let me outta here! Waaah! Get me another mouthpiece! I’ve been framed! Waaaaaaaah! I didn’t do nothin’! Whaaaaaaaaaaaa! Bugs Bunny: \ Don’t be such a crybaby. After all, ninety-nine years isn’t forever! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/291 "2016-10-15T22:31:48Z")
[singing] I dream of Genie, she’s a light brown hare… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/292 "2016-10-15T22:48:26Z")
In Scarlet Town, where I was born There was a fair maid dwelling And every youth cried well away Her name was Barbara Allen ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/293 "2016-10-16T07:50:39Z")
“I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat!” Isn’t it about time you saw something else? Sth-tupid bird… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/294 "2016-10-16T14:23:42Z")
Ahh! Help!! Save me! He’s a killer! HELP!!! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/295 "2016-10-16T15:16:19Z")
Look at him stuffin’ his great big face while a cold lil’ rabbit lies out here starving! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/296 "2016-10-16T15:33:22Z")
Onga bonga bonga inga binga binga BUNGA! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/297 "2016-10-16T16:13:25Z")
Ickity ackity oop. Oh, oh, squeak, ah, ah, ptht… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2016, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/298 "2016-10-22T11:23:30Z")
Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2016, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/299 "2016-10-22T18:46:03Z")
Ok wise guys, you always wanted me to catch him- Now what do I do? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/300 "2016-10-31T10:30:16Z")
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