# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/321 "2016-12-07T01:29:37Z")
I hate myself! I do! I do! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/322 "2016-12-07T11:36:55Z")
There’s nothing I enjoy more than frolicking in a room filled with empty plastic balls. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/323 "2016-12-14T17:01:48Z")
Oh boy, the fun you can have with a bunch of old rocks, and a can of yellow paint. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/324 "2016-12-14T18:05:56Z")
Carrots are divine you get a dozen for a dime… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/325 "2016-12-15T17:18:14Z")
The moral of this story is don’t try to steal no eighteen carrots from no rabbit. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/326 "2016-12-15T18:10:12Z")
Why do they always do it the hard way? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/327 "2016-12-16T11:16:15Z")
Maybe if I stare at this piece of paper long enough, people will think I can read. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/328 "2016-12-16T16:32:32Z")
“Eats aardvarks, anteaters, bears, wild boars, cats, bats, dogs, pigs, elephants, antelopes, pheasants, ferrets, giraffes, gazelles — a likely story but there ain’t no such animal…stoats, goats, pigs, ostrich, octopuses, ox, penguins, widgeons, wart hogs, yaks, newts, walrus, gnus, wildebeests…what!? No rabbits?” **…and especially RABBITS!** ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/329 "2016-12-16T21:29:24Z")
Gee, it was really nice of Wal-Mart to give us all this free Wal-Mart stuff just for saying “Wal-Mart” so many times. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2016, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/330 "2016-12-30T02:16:53Z")
Pardon me, but could you help out a fellow American who’s down on his luck? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2016, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/331 "2016-12-30T08:27:18Z")
Look at him stuffin’ his great big face while a cold lil’ rabbit lies out here starving! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2016, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/332 "2016-12-30T17:52:47Z")
Hit the road! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2016, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/333 "2016-12-30T22:58:44Z")
I knew I shoulda made that left toin at Alba-coi-kee. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/334 "2016-12-31T04:15:50Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > I knew I shoulda made that left toin at Alba-coi-kee. (Bonus points awarded for phonetic spelling. No, I am not a judge.) Hoboken? Oh, I’m dyin’, again! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/335 "2017-01-17T13:38:44Z")
$25 for a mangy old fox! $75 for a moth-eaten old bear! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/336 "2017-01-17T13:47:10Z")
Bad ol’ puddy tat! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/337 "2017-01-17T21:54:59Z")
Help!!! Save me! Ahhhh!! Ahhhh!! Save me!! He’s a killer-help!!! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/338 "2017-01-18T01:24:14Z")
Most outrageous exhibition of wanton cowardice! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/339 "2017-01-18T13:39:13Z")
I got it licked rabbit, I don’t get mad no more! Watch this! [splat whomp whack splat whomp whack] See? I can take it, yeah! I haven’t got the heart to tell him that he’s used up all the money. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/340 "2017-01-19T11:16:45Z")
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