# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Mixolydian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Mixolydian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mixolydian)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/341 "2017-02-09T21:54:17Z")
In the name of my most royal Majesty, I knight thee. Arise, Sir Loin of Beef. Arise, Earl of Cloves. Arise, Duke of Brittingham. Arise, Baron of Munchausen. Arise, Essence of Myrrh…Milk of Magnesia…Quarter of ten. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/342 "2017-02-09T22:48:59Z")
What an embezzle! What an ultramaroon! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/343 "2017-02-10T00:18:06Z")
_Advisor:_ But Sire, there is no more money! Your uncle, the king, has cut off your allowance! \* Yosemite Sam:\* You know the penalty for not having the books balanced! _Advisor:_ Oh no. Not the ‘nose-in-the-book’ penalty… _Yosemite Sam:_ Yeah, the nose-in-the-book. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/344 "2017-02-10T10:03:55Z")
Yoiks… and AWAAAAAAAAY! ---
**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/345 "2017-03-06T02:30:50Z")
ain’t I a stinker ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/346 "2017-03-06T09:17:30Z")
There’s no one who knows his way around outer space like DUCK DODGERS IN THE 24 1/2 CENTURY! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/347 "2017-03-06T17:16:32Z")
Ehh, beeg deal… ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/348 "2017-03-06T18:12:45Z")
Un skunk de pew! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/349 "2017-03-07T10:40:34Z")
Nice boy… but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/350 "2017-03-07T12:53:48Z")
That boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/351 "2017-03-07T17:40:16Z")
Ooohh. Cold! Taz hate cold! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/352 "2017-03-08T01:50:58Z")
Whyfore you bury me in cold cold ground? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/353 "2017-03-08T07:20:52Z")
I’m stirring, and I’m a mouse. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/354 "2017-03-08T16:15:37Z")
Daffy Duck: Now’s your chance, Hawkeye! Shoot him! Shoot him! Bugs Bunny: He’s got me dead to rights, Doc. Would you like to shoot him here or wait till you get home? Daffy Duck: Oh, no you don’t. Not this time! Daffy Duck: Wait till you get home! _[blehhhhh!]_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/355 "2017-03-09T09:41:13Z")
**Yosemite Sam:** Are you tryin’ to make me look like a fool?! **Bugs Bunny:** You don’t need me to make you look like a fool. **Yosemite Sam:** You’re darn right, I don’t! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/356 "2017-03-09T12:24:21Z")
What a maroon! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2017, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/357 "2017-03-10T04:02:34Z")
Whatta ignoranimus! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2017, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/358 "2017-03-10T15:22:11Z")
Don’t EVER push the WED one! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2017, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/359 "2017-03-10T15:25:37Z")
There’s no “r” in July ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/360 "2017-03-11T05:22:43Z")
So long, Sammy! See you in Miami! So long, Screwy! See you in St. Louie! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=19)