# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/381 "2020-07-28T21:09:13Z")
Muhuhaahaahaa! You bad ol’ puddy tat! MUHUHAAHAAHAA! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/382 "2020-07-30T08:09:15Z")
“Oh, I hate to do this, folks, but my wife Sweety-Puss says if I don’t roast a duck for dinner she’ll cook my goose.” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/383 "2020-07-30T12:26:16Z")
Wabbit season! Duck season! Wabbit season! Duck season! Wabbit season! Duck season! Wabbit season! Duck season! ELMER SEASON! …uh oh… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/384 "2020-08-04T23:19:23Z")
If I didn’t know this was Hasenpfeffer, I’d swear it was carrots. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/385 "2020-08-05T01:56:09Z")
Well, as long as he’s happy, why tell him? ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/386 "2020-08-05T02:24:55Z")
This time we didn’t forget the gravy. Ist gut, ya! Ya, ya, ist gut! Ist gut! Und Yummy! So it’s mechanical! ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/387 "2020-09-09T19:09:35Z")
Can’t you see that I’m much sweeter? I’m your little senorit-er. Hey, you’re my type of guy. Let me straighten your tie. And I will dance for you. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/388 "2020-09-10T00:08:32Z")
Everybody do the Michigan Rag Everybody likes the Michigan Rag Every Mame and Jane and Ruth From Weehawken to Duluth Slide, ride, glide the Michigan Stomp, romp, pomp the Michigan Jump, clump, pump the Michigan Rag That lovin’ rag! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/389 "2020-09-10T02:13:53Z")
I’m lookin’ over A three-leaf clover That I overlooked be-three. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/390 "2020-11-17T14:21:36Z")
[For shame, Doc! Hunting wabbits with an elephant gun!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-gun-delivers-a-recoil-like-this/925790) Elephant gun? Yeah. So why don’t you go find yourself an elephant? You do, and I’ll give you such a pinch! _WHAM_ ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/391 "2021-05-07T12:52:51Z")
“I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/392 "2021-05-07T18:27:19Z")
Come, Rudolph. There is a rabbit loose in the castle, Rudolph. Return him to me, and I shall reward you with a spider goulash. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/393 "2021-05-07T18:29:46Z")
You’re dethpicable! ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/394 "2021-05-07T23:24:33Z")
Who’s-a the wise-a guy? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/395 "2021-05-07T23:52:04Z")
“Good night, Ralph.” “See ya tomorrrow, Sam.” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2021, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/396 "2021-05-08T00:30:25Z")
One mustn’t be rude, even to one’s breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/397 "2021-05-11T17:37:46Z")
Enter, O Seeker of Knowledge…yeah, that means you, fat head! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/398 "2021-05-11T23:47:21Z")
Arise, Sir Loin of Beef… [Wham] Arise, Earl of Cloves… [Wham] Arise, Duke of Brittingham… [Wham] Arise, Baron of Munchhausen… [Wham] Arise, Essence of Myrrh… [Wham] Milk of Magnesia… [wham] Quarter of Ten… ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/399 "2021-05-12T04:07:42Z")
not sure if this counts, since it wasn’t actually a Looney Tunes cartoon … but it’s one Looney Tunes character talking to another, so here goes — “Please! What kind of mickey-mouse organization would name their team _‘The Ducks’_?” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2021, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/400 "2021-12-13T22:48:40Z")
I think man is the most interesting insect on Earth. Don’t you? There is a growing tendency to think of man as a rational thinking being, which is absurd. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=21)