# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2022, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/401 "2022-08-24T18:45:17Z")
Why, you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2022, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/402 "2022-09-15T12:54:46Z")
Don’t you worry, never fear. Robin Hood will soon be here. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2022, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/403 "2022-09-18T01:55:44Z")
Behold! The King approacheth! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2022, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/404 "2022-09-18T02:09:57Z")
Atsa matta, atsa matta, hey, atsa matta for you! You eat-a my ravioli and my pasta fazool-a, too. Imma give ya cacciatore and a pizza that’s good to chew! Atsa matta, you no like-a me, hey! Atsa matta for you! Now eat-a up, while it’s-a still sizzlin’! ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2022, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/405 "2022-09-18T02:41:26Z")
These blockbuster bombs don’t go off unless you hit them juuuust right. Read to me what’s on this pretty paper, Louis. Read to me what’s on this preeettty paper! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2022, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/406 "2022-09-18T03:00:09Z")
Breathe, Stupid! Breathe! You forgot to breathe again. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2022, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/407 "2022-09-18T13:56:32Z")
Finster! Stop that! Why are you holding your breath? ---
**Author:** ![P-man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/p-man/32/3606_2.png) [@P-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P-man)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2022, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/408 "2022-09-18T14:25:08Z")
And I’m Sergeant Porky Pig. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2022, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/409 "2022-09-19T13:10:16Z")
You have desecrated the spirit of the lamp! Prepare to face the consequences! ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2022, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/410 "2022-09-19T18:00:09Z")
Now be a cooperative little bunny, and let me have your brain. All right, don’t rush me. I’m-a-thinkin’ . . . and my head hurts. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/411 "2022-09-20T12:30:34Z")
You…are a mental case! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/412 "2022-09-21T15:04:58Z")
How many lumps do you want? Ahh, three or four. ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/413 "2022-09-22T17:46:54Z")
I’m sorry, but we’ll have to look at your rugs and trinkets in the morning. (Friendly Navajo). ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2022, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/414 "2022-09-23T23:14:18Z")
IT’S MINE, YOU UNDERSTAND?! MINE, MINE! ALL MINE! GO, GO, GO! MINE, DO YOU HEAR ME?! OUT OUT OUT! MINE, MINE, MINE! [Get bent Discouse] ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/415 "2022-09-24T10:49:46Z")
“After you.” “No, no, no. You first.” “_Thenk_ you.” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/416 "2022-09-28T13:35:50Z")
Your cannonball, sir. My resignation, sir. ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/417 "2022-09-28T13:41:17Z")
What ridiculous histrion a ma a ma . . . What ridiculous histrion i mimimi . . . What ridiculous acting. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2022, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/418 "2022-09-29T22:13:54Z")
Oh give me a home Where the buffalo roam And the deer and the antelope pppplll… _ **WHAM** _ And the deer and the antelope pppplll… And the deer and the antelope pppplll… And the deer and the antelope pppplll… And the deer… ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2022, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/419 "2022-09-30T12:27:56Z")
I don’t like tea it gives me a headache ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2022, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/420 "2022-10-02T02:31:50Z")
One thing’s for sure, when I buy water, I sure get my money’s worth! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=22)