# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2022, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/421 "2022-10-02T02:59:00Z")
Whatever you do never push the red button! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2022, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/422 "2022-10-02T03:07:30Z")
Daintily, _daintily_! ---
**Author:** ![P-man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/p-man/32/3606_2.png) [@P-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P-man)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2022, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/423 "2022-10-02T03:28:10Z")
A legitimate question, young man, and one which deserves a legitimate answer. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2022, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/424 "2022-10-02T14:11:09Z")
Oh, I apologize, madame, for suspecting your integrity. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2022, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/425 "2022-10-03T03:27:35Z")
Ooooh! What a woman! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2022, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/426 "2022-10-03T14:04:17Z")
Excuse me. Pardon Me. Beg your pardon. Excuse me. Excuse me. Beg your pardon… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2022, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/427 "2022-10-03T14:08:05Z")
The first dang Yankee to step out of that dugout gets his head blasted off. ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2022, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/428 "2022-10-03T14:14:41Z")
One of these things, I say one of these things has GOT to be a chicken! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2022, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/429 "2022-10-03T17:41:44Z")
Hey boy, you got any more of them long headed books? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/430 "2022-10-04T16:46:22Z")
Smart boy, got a mind like a steel trap. Full of mice. ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/431 "2022-10-04T16:53:58Z")
I’m a wuff and wugged wover of the wiwd and woowwy west and of aww the things I haven’t got I wike gowd the best ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/432 "2022-10-05T01:12:34Z")
Catch the fugitive from the Dog Star! ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/433 "2022-10-06T11:03:18Z")
Well what do you know… there’s the little Wiener Schnitzel now. ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/434 "2022-10-06T16:49:43Z")
I’ll bet he looks cute in a bathing suit. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/435 "2022-10-06T20:35:40Z")
Surely, you’re not going to be taken in by _that_ old gag?! Isn’t she wuvwy? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/436 "2022-10-06T20:39:03Z")
Oh, carrots are divine, you get a dozen for a dime, it’s magic. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/437 "2022-10-06T20:39:33Z")
Aww… the poor puddy tat. He fall down and go boom! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/438 "2022-10-06T22:50:02Z")
Oh ho ho! Dat’s a good twick! I wish I could turn gween wike dat! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/439 "2022-10-07T02:06:19Z")
Ppppppbbbbbbbbbbbbbtttt! Meep! Meep! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/440 "2022-10-07T02:07:47Z")
Oh, you so cwever, you should’ve been a fox, Mr. Puddy Tat. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=23)