# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/441 "2022-10-07T13:09:53Z")
I caught a train! I caught a train! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/442 "2022-10-07T14:20:17Z")
…but in a spot like this, a boat will do! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/443 "2022-10-07T15:27:38Z")
I know this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/444 "2022-10-10T13:18:26Z")
Ain’t I a stinker? ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/445 "2022-10-11T04:13:37Z")
Quelle est? Une king-sized femme skunk. Acres and acres of her, and she is mine, all mine! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/446 "2022-10-11T12:18:33Z")
Un skunk de pew! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/447 "2022-10-11T12:21:13Z")
Oh, but of course. This little one wish to commit suicide to prove her love for me ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/448 "2022-10-11T18:28:34Z")
Thankth for the thour perthimmonth, couthin. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/449 "2022-10-12T01:16:15Z")
Hewwo, Puddy. Whatcha doin’ down dere? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/450 "2022-10-12T17:00:00Z")
The Puddy Tat is tuwning gween again! ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/451 "2022-10-14T14:22:28Z")
G - U - N - P - O - W - D - E - R: “Tobacco”. I’m a good speller, I am. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/452 "2022-10-14T23:09:11Z")
I love the smell of burnt feathers, and gunpowder, and cordite! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/453 "2022-10-14T23:38:36Z")
Are you gonna take Wentworth to the zoo, or am I going to pluck every feather off of your scrawny carcass? _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/454 "2022-10-15T02:56:44Z")
Oh Belvedere, come here, boy ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/455 "2022-10-15T02:57:49Z")
You’ll pay for this, Ralph Phillips. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/456 "2022-10-15T14:27:53Z")
Poor chap, he had his chance. Now he must take the consequences! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/457 "2022-10-17T14:17:09Z")
Mirror mirror on the wall who is the ugliest one of all? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/458 "2022-10-17T16:35:55Z")
Ach! Your mother rides a vacuum cleaner! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/459 "2022-10-17T18:07:45Z")
Oh, we women drivers… I had the silly thing in reverse! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2022, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/460 "2022-10-19T23:34:12Z")
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