# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2022, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/461 "2022-10-20T18:07:46Z")
Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Mud. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2022, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/462 "2022-10-20T18:16:24Z")
How Halloweeny can you get?! [On that note, just a gentle suggestion to hew close to that theme until Nov 1st…] ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2022, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/463 "2022-10-20T18:20:14Z")
Sylvester, just what were you going to do with that rope? And that razor? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2022, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/464 "2022-10-20T18:34:10Z")
Sylvester! This is no time for comedy! You take off that disgu…uhh, that dis…err…you take off that makeup this instant! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2022, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/465 "2022-10-20T18:38:05Z")
You might, rabbit. You might. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/466 "2022-10-21T02:26:46Z")
Never send a monster to do the work of an evil scientist… ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/467 "2022-10-21T02:43:58Z")
I love the way people go to bed so early in these country towns. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/468 "2022-10-21T11:22:56Z")
We do this kind of stuff to him all through the picture! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/469 "2022-10-21T12:19:44Z")
**Bicycle\_Bill,** your signature makes it look like you’re always quoting Bugs Bunny! Back to quotes. What are you, a schizoph-ph-ph, a schizo-um um, a manic-depressive? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/470 "2022-10-21T13:23:20Z")
duhh open Sasparilla…duhhh, open Saskatchewan…duhh open Septuagenarian…duhh open sesame ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/471 "2022-10-21T14:36:13Z")
MUHAHAHAHA! YOU BAD OL’ PUDDY TAT! MUHAHAHa-HA! ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/472 "2022-10-24T18:42:10Z")
Grab a fencepost, hold it tight, Whomp your partner with all your might. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/473 "2022-10-24T19:05:15Z")
You wouldn’t hit a bat with glasses, would you? ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/474 "2022-10-25T15:57:50Z")
Sure, I know. But aren’t they all witches at heart? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/475 "2022-10-25T17:52:11Z")
Abraca-pocus! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2022, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/476 "2022-10-27T17:57:26Z")
Hocus Cadabra! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2022, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/477 "2022-10-28T02:05:06Z")
Walla Walla, Washington. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2022, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/478 "2022-10-28T18:21:24Z")
Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Wile E. Coyote, **genius** ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2022, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/479 "2022-10-28T19:31:56Z")
Why, you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2022, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/480 "2022-10-30T22:27:49Z")
My name is Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=25)