# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/481 "2022-10-31T00:46:13Z")
Mad Scientist Boo ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/482 "2022-10-31T13:40:40Z")
Push in! Shove in! Plenty of room here! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/483 "2022-10-31T14:42:12Z")
Policeman: All right, Rabbit. Where’s Rocky? Where’s he hiding? Bugs Bunny: He’s not in this stove. Cop: Oho! He’s hiding in the stove, eh? Bugs: Would I turn on this gas if he was in there? Cop: Um, you might, rabbit. You might. Bugs: Well, would I throw a lighted match in there if he was in there? Rocky: Oh no, you don’t! Take me with you! Don’t leave me with that crazy rabbit! I confess! I did it! Arrest me! Arrest me! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/484 "2022-11-16T02:40:25Z")
South America, take it away! ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/485 "2022-11-16T02:48:57Z")
Nom de plume! A rabbeet! Zhust what I must have for ze dinner menu! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/486 "2022-11-16T14:29:53Z")
_Brooklyn_?! Ooh I’m dyin’ again! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/487 "2022-11-16T14:32:51Z")
Pardon me, but could you help a fellow American who’s down on his luck? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/488 "2022-11-16T16:12:00Z")
Why are you hanging around these guys? They’ll never amount to anything. ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/489 "2022-11-18T05:10:53Z")
West and wewaxation at wast! And no more wabbits! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/490 "2022-11-18T13:54:26Z")
Whoops! Wrong button. Uh, that’s the Alcatraz ascot. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/491 "2022-11-18T16:10:08Z")
Coyote holds up sign saying “this defies the law of gravity” Road runner holds up sign saying “I never studied law” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/492 "2022-11-18T23:19:01Z")
That’s a joke, I say, that’s a joke, son. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/493 "2022-11-19T02:07:51Z")
Not me, you slop artist! ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/494 "2022-11-28T20:51:17Z")
Stop steamin’ up my tail! What are ya tryin’ to do … wrinkle it? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/495 "2022-11-28T21:02:49Z")
Leopold…Leopold…Leopold…Leopold! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/496 "2022-11-28T21:09:45Z")
“Oh Bwunhilde, you’w so wuvwy!” * * * “Yes I know it; I can’t help it!” * * * “Oh Bwunhilde, be my wove!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/497 "2023-12-28T18:28:31Z")
[trying again] Ohhh, the puddy tat is tuwning gween again! [thanks to @Elendil_s_Heir for the inspiration] ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/498 "2023-12-28T18:45:31Z")
Breathe, Stupid, Breathe! You forgot to breathe again! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/499 "2023-12-28T20:08:37Z")
And I’ve never been so humiliated in all my life! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/500 "2023-12-28T22:29:53Z")
_Surely_ you’re not going to be taken in by THAT old gag?! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=26)