# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/541 "2024-01-12T21:21:24Z")
Yoiks, and away! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/542 "2024-01-12T21:33:13Z")
_Suuuure_ you are. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/543 "2024-01-12T21:38:00Z")
Let’s not get nosey, bub! ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/544 "2024-01-12T23:22:08Z")
You know, there’s something awfully screwy about this fight, or my name isn’t Latimore. And it isn’t. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/545 "2024-01-13T00:17:24Z")
It just don’t add up! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/546 "2024-01-13T04:03:47Z")
I claim this planet in the name of the Earth! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/547 "2024-01-13T20:50:47Z")
_(a little unsteadily)_ Yoiks, and away! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/548 "2024-01-13T21:01:38Z")
_ **CHEESE!** _ Don’t mention that woid! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/549 "2024-01-13T23:20:52Z")
You’ll be sorry! So long screwy. See ya in Saint Looey! Ouch! Ooch! Ouch! Ooch! Ouch! Ooch! Ouch! Ooch! Ouch! Ooch! Ouch! Ooch! Ouch! Ooch! Ouch! Ooch! Ouch! Ooch! Ouch! Ooch! Ouch! Ooch! Ouch! Ooch! Canary “Well, now I _have_ seen everything! (Shoots self in the head) Doh-doh doidio Doh-doh doidio Doh-doh doidio Doh-doh doidio Doh-doh doidio WHOOOOO! Well I sure hate to be doing this to ya ma’am, but it’s the Law of the West (one if these is an interloper) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2024, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/550 "2024-01-14T06:30:06Z")
Hmph! Child’s play! This time we didn’t forget the gravy I’m feeling mighty low Well Mrs Watson used to spank me. Spank me hard… _WHEEP - WHEEP_ I think it all began when father refused to take me to the circus I should be. I’m a star on TV Ya notice I didn’t say Richard? ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2024, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/551 "2024-01-14T11:08:31Z")
Enter the inevitable amorouth babe, who’th jutht crathy about uth hardboiled gumshoeth. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2024, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/552 "2024-01-14T12:22:19Z")
Quelle est? Ah, le belle femme skunk fatale… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2024, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/553 "2024-01-14T17:15:13Z")
Ain’t I a stinker? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2024, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/554 "2024-01-15T15:27:20Z")
_(a little more unsteadily)_ Yoiks, and away! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2024, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/555 "2024-01-15T15:31:19Z")
Leopold! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2024, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/556 "2024-01-15T16:08:25Z")
Pay attention when I’m talkin’ to ya, boy! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2024, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/557 "2024-01-17T19:26:11Z")
_(quite a bit more unsteadily)_ Yoiks, and away! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2024, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/558 "2024-01-17T21:58:18Z")
Rock…falling…what…'ll…I…_ **DO?!** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/559 "2024-01-18T03:18:21Z")
Bad old puddy tat! ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/560 "2024-01-18T13:18:45Z")
In the peaceful quiet of my country house, I shall study the works of the immortal bard . . . gopher holes! I shall not allow gophers to impede my progress! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=27) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=29)