# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/561 "2024-01-18T13:20:00Z")
Oh, father! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/562 "2024-01-18T16:25:44Z")
Being disintegrated makes me _very_ angry! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/563 "2024-01-18T21:29:37Z")
Eh, pardon me, sir, but could you direct me to the shortest route to the Coachella Valley and the big carrot festival therein? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/564 "2024-01-19T07:52:09Z")
I do this kind of stuff to him all through the picture. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/565 "2024-01-19T15:20:28Z")
Eh, pardon me, but could help out a fellow American who is down on his luck? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/566 "2024-01-19T15:22:35Z")
(flips coin) Hit the road! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/567 "2024-01-19T15:25:52Z")
Actually it’s a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff, but I ain’t telling _him_ that! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/568 "2024-01-19T15:40:20Z")
It’s only a buck-fifty! [the transcript sites insist Daffy is saying “There’s only enough for me!” but to me it is a bit funnier my way] ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/569 "2024-01-19T15:41:00Z")
You may call me Streetcar because of my desire for you. ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2024, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/570 "2024-01-20T13:42:48Z")
Ah, redcap. Call me a cab, boy, and be quick about it! I’m a heavy tipper. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2024, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/571 "2024-01-20T13:47:43Z")
Tick-tock-tick-tock-eh, it’s eleven-tick-tock-tick… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2024, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/572 "2024-01-20T16:30:53Z")
Mabel! Have you been drinking? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2024, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/573 "2024-01-22T13:58:13Z")
I caught a train! I caught a train! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2024, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/574 "2024-01-22T14:40:31Z")
I’m waiting for a streetcar! But, in a spot like this, a boat will do! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2024, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/575 "2024-01-22T14:56:06Z")
Un skunk de pew! ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2024, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/576 "2024-01-28T18:18:38Z")
You know, my delicate inner sense of danger warns me that there’s something faintly unhealthy in the atmosphere of this cottage. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2024, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/577 "2024-01-28T23:35:59Z")
I get to lick the pot! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2024, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/578 "2024-01-28T23:37:31Z")
Hello, my honey, hello, my baby, hello, my ragtime gal…! 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2024, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/579 "2024-01-29T14:19:54Z")
Everybody do the Michigan rag ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2024, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/580 "2024-01-29T15:56:35Z")
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