# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2024, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/581 "2024-01-29T20:10:49Z")
So long, screwy! See ya in Saint Looey! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2024, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/582 "2024-01-29T20:15:42Z")
Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2024, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/583 "2024-01-29T21:08:45Z")
The bad man bit my widdle nose! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2024, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/584 "2024-01-29T22:08:34Z")
Never mind joining me, I’ll join you. Shake hands with Friar Duck. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2024, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/585 "2024-01-30T16:11:58Z")
It just goes to show ya that a one-eyed jack rabbit can beat a king. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2024, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/586 "2024-01-30T17:50:20Z")
I guess I’ll just have to open up with a pair of Jacks. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2024, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/587 "2024-01-30T18:31:25Z")
Well I speak LOUDLY! And I carry a BIGGER stick! And I use it too. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2024, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/588 "2024-01-30T18:45:39Z")
Ho ho. Very funny. Ha ha. It is to laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2024, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/589 "2024-01-30T18:48:38Z")
You have desecrated the Spirit of the Lamp! Prepare to face the consequences! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2024, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/590 "2024-01-30T18:53:13Z")
See yon rich, unwary traveler? I’ll rob him of his gold, and give it to some poor, unworthy slob. That’ll _prove_ that I’m Robin Hood. Hm? Prithee? Hm? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2024, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/591 "2024-01-30T19:07:13Z")
Sir Osis of Liver ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2024, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/592 "2024-01-30T21:00:43Z")
Dark Horse?! Mare!? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2024, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/593 "2024-01-30T23:38:25Z")
When the nasty old Bogeyman fills me with fears And my little old pinafore is all wet with tears And my cute little pug nose is all red from crying Who is it that saves me and keeps me from dying? **My Pa!** When my little pink cheeks are pale with fright Who is it that lifts me and holds me tight And says, “There, there, little man. Everything is all right”? **My Pa!** ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2024, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/594 "2024-01-31T00:29:58Z")
Oh father, the shame of it all… ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2024, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/595 "2024-01-31T20:08:49Z")
suffering succotash ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2024, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/596 "2024-01-31T20:32:13Z")
Oooooooooooh, I hate that rabbit! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2024, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/597 "2024-01-31T21:10:28Z")
Here’s your salt bunny I hope you like it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2024, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/598 "2024-01-31T21:41:55Z")
Prithee, O travelling clown, couldst thou directest me to Robin Hood’s hideout? I wouldst fain join me up with his band of jolly outlaws. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2024, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/599 "2024-01-31T21:45:52Z")
Coyote holds up sign “you’re defying the law of gravity.” Road runner holds up sign “I never studied law.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2024, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/600 "2024-01-31T22:35:33Z")
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