# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 32

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**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/621 "2024-02-25T01:56:48Z")

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I’m so deathly afraid of getting pretty as I grow older.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/622 "2024-02-25T03:18:40Z")

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I guess the only way you’ll be safe from the Boogeyman is to sleep up here with me, you poltroon of a chicken cat you…

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/623 "2024-02-25T05:30:57Z")

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Say yer prayers, ya no-good galoot!

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/624 "2024-02-26T13:13:24Z")

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The Yankees are in Chattanooga

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**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/625 "2024-02-26T13:18:50Z")

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Aha! You didn’t expect Pocahontas, did you, Geronimo?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/626 "2024-02-26T13:23:00Z")

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Your cannonball, sir. My resignation, sir.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/627 "2024-02-26T14:11:26Z")

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Abandon ship! We struck an iceboig and we’re sinking fast!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/628 "2024-02-26T14:38:00Z")

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Oh, that Fifi, she’s a blast…

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/629 "2024-02-26T14:45:47Z")

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Un skunk de pew!

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**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/630 "2024-03-01T21:49:43Z")

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Carrots wait for no one  
So I pick them now  
Before they are eaten  
By some slobby cow

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/631 "2024-03-01T22:27:56Z")

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Oh join up with me  
So joyous and free  
Away to old Sherwood hie  
For I’m Robin Hood  
And I’m very good  
At avoiding the Sheriff’s eye

So we’ll trip along merrily  
O’er the greenswards so gracefully  
To trip and trip and trip and trip and trip it’ll up and down

To trip it and tripittripitandwhoopsandtripittripittripit, trip-trip it, trip-trip it, trip it!  
_splash_  
So trip it up and down!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2024, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/632 "2024-03-23T02:30:40Z")

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Yeah, I know, Robin Hood will soon be here. He robs from the rich and he gives to the poor. Yo-ho-ho, he goes skipping, tra-la-la, through Sherwood Forest, helping the needy and the oppressed. Ah, you’ve been saying that through the whole picture! Well, where is he?

Oh, you should not talk mean like that, because there he is!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2024, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/633 "2024-03-23T16:17:56Z")

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Say hello to Friar Duck.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2024, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/634 "2024-03-23T16:37:13Z")

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Imagine that guy thinking he’s Napoleon!

When **I** really am!

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**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2024, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/635 "2024-03-23T17:05:52Z")

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I wanna Easter egg, I wanna Easter egg, I wanna Easter egg!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2024, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/636 "2024-03-24T01:32:09Z")

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[Newspaper headline] _Bugs Bunny Steals Locks Off Panama Canal_

I got ‘em! I Got ‘Em! I GOT ‘EM! Ha, ha, hah!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2024, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/637 "2024-03-24T01:59:15Z")

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Never again will I paint another moustache!

I’m doin’ beards now! Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/638 "2024-03-26T21:12:32Z")

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This looks like the start of a bee-yoo-tiful friendship.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/639 "2024-03-26T21:27:06Z")

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Oh Finster Baby!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/640 "2024-03-27T00:23:32Z")

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Save my baby! Here here, catch my baby! Here she comes!

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