# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/61 "2015-02-13T15:32:29Z")
“He’s in there! He’s in there! Squawk! Tweet tweet!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/62 "2015-02-13T16:02:33Z")
Pleeze allou mee to intraduze mieselv, my naame iz muddd… \ ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/63 "2015-02-13T16:04:27Z")
I’ll heff turkey mit all the trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrimmings. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/64 "2015-02-13T16:39:41Z")
Ah! Le belle femme skunk fatale! ---
**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/65 "2015-02-13T16:56:38Z")
I’m not crazy; I just don’t give a darn! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/66 "2015-02-13T17:18:02Z")
“Would ya mind closing the door, Son? It’s a mite drafty in here?” ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/67 "2015-02-13T17:54:23Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > There’s nothing as sociable as a nice cup of tea, I always say. How many lumps do you want? Duhhhhhhhh, I don’t want any tea, it gives me a headache. I’ll take CAWFEE! ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/68 "2015-02-13T18:01:19Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him… I’m not a bunny rabbit. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/69 "2015-02-13T18:17:15Z")
HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP! This cry for help has been brought to you by the Eagle Hand Laundry. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/70 "2015-02-13T18:24:24Z")
Shh. Be vewy vewy quiet. I’m hunting wabbits. Heh heh heh heh heh. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/71 "2015-02-13T22:00:51Z")
He must go back to the woods. To the forest primeval. To Flatbush. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/72 "2015-02-13T23:12:41Z")
I’m bringing home a baby bumblebee. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/73 "2015-02-13T23:16:52Z")
Delays, delays… ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/74 "2015-02-13T23:18:52Z")
My, I’ll bet you monsters lead interesting lives ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/75 "2015-02-13T23:26:40Z")
B-b-b-b-big deal. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/76 "2015-02-14T00:48:42Z")
Yoiks, and away! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/77 "2015-02-14T01:10:52Z")
> [@Asimovian](#): > > Yoiks, and away! I don’t remember that, Asimovian. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/78 "2015-02-14T01:27:12Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I don’t remember that, Asimovian. That may be the saddest thing I’ve heard today. [YouTube link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXXpqMSNevE) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/79 "2015-02-14T01:43:46Z")
> [@Asimovian](#): > > That may be the saddest thing I’ve heard today. > > [YouTube link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXXpqMSNevE) Thank you. I try and spread joy as I go through life. Yoiks, and away! ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/80 "2015-02-14T01:50:08Z")
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