# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes!

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/81 "2015-02-14T02:25:15Z")

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“Arise, Sir Loin of Beef!” _ **POW** _ "Arise, Earl of Cloves!” _ **POW** _ “Arise, Duke of Brittingham!” _ **POW** _ “Arise, Baron of Munchausen!” _ **POW** _ “Arise, Essence of Myrrh!” _ **POW** _ “Milk of Magnesia” _ **POW** _ “Quarter of Ten!”…“Got lots of stamina!”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/82 "2015-02-14T03:37:12Z")

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I did! I did see a puddy-tat!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/83 "2015-02-14T13:11:28Z")

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Ickity ackity ooh, eh eh! Ziggity zaggity zoo, eh eh! Ooh, ooh, ptht! Ah, ah, ptht! Flippity flappity floop!

It’s yours.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/84 "2015-02-14T18:28:50Z")

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“What’s the score, boys? What did Bugs Bunny do? What’s with the Carrot League baseball today?”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/85 "2015-02-14T19:22:44Z")

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Which way did he go? Which way did he go?

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/86 "2015-02-14T19:27:03Z")

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Consequences smonsequences, as long as I’m rich.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/87 "2015-02-14T19:32:17Z")

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Shuddup shuddin’ up.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/88 "2015-02-14T19:35:27Z")

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(Hmmm. Is it okay if some of these are actually [Merrie Melodies](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1057/whats-the-difference-between-a-looney-tune-and-a-merrie-melody) quotes?)

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/89 "2015-02-15T00:49:23Z")

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Absolutely.  
You have thirty seconds to say your prayers.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/90 "2015-02-15T03:53:37Z")

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Penguins is practically chickens.

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**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/91 "2015-02-15T14:26:13Z")

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West and wewaxation at wast!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/92 "2015-02-15T14:43:53Z")

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Myyyyyyyyyyyyy name is Daffy Duck.  
I worked on the merry-go-round,  
The job was swell; it paid quite well,  
'Til the merry-go-round broke down!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/93 "2015-02-15T14:53:31Z")

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Rabbits is bigger than pen-gu-ins.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/94 "2015-02-15T16:16:01Z")

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Did I hurt you with my naughty gun?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/95 "2015-02-15T18:03:18Z")

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Indubitably!

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**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/96 "2015-02-15T20:11:35Z")

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I don’t know how youse done it, _BUT I KNOWS YOUSE DONE IT!_

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/97 "2015-02-15T22:34:37Z")

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Don’t you worry, never fear, Robin Hood will soon be here.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/98 "2015-02-15T23:14:43Z")

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Welcome to Sherwood.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/99 "2015-02-16T02:50:45Z")

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H-h-h-help! I-i-i-i-i-indians are coming! I-i-i-i-indians! B-b-b-bows and arrows! T-t-t-tomah-h-hatchets! W-w-w-wigwams! All kinds of - all kinds of stuff like that there

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**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/100 "2015-02-16T04:02:41Z")

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In order to grow up to be a real cat, it is necessary to… chase birds, catch birds and… gulp!.. eat birds? Oh, father! What are we, cannibals?

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