# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/101 "2015-02-16T06:54:38Z")
HEY GRANDMA! I BROUGHT A LITTLE BUNNY RABBIT FOR YA! TO HAVE! Swing music. Jazz. Phooey! Ah, bublichkas, how difference in my native willage. Soft music, wiolins, the happy peoples sitting on their balalaikas, playing their samovars. And then, there was Cucaracha. Ah, Cucaracha: so round, so firm, so fully packed, and so easy on the draw. They would sink to me a little gypsy love song, like this. Listen. CUCARAAAAAAAAAAAA-CHA! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/102 "2015-02-16T14:38:41Z")
Ahh! Help! Save me! He’s a killer! Help! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/103 "2015-02-16T21:22:08Z")
Mean ol’ Puddy-Tat! ---
**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/104 "2015-02-16T22:53:58Z")
My name’s So White But my hair’s coal black ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/105 "2015-02-16T23:36:48Z")
North wind bwow! South wind bwow! Huwwicanes! Typhoons! Earthquakes! **SMOG!** ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/106 "2015-02-16T23:44:25Z")
Ehhhh, What’s up, Doc? ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/107 "2015-02-17T01:57:46Z")
That’ll learn ya. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/108 "2015-02-17T02:42:45Z")
I hate myself! I do! I do! I do! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/109 "2015-02-17T16:50:54Z")
"It’s MINE, you understand? Down, down, down! Go, go go! Mine, mine, mine! I’m RICH! I’m a happy miser!" ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/110 "2015-02-17T17:05:03Z")
Oooo! Belay there you long eared galoot, get aloft and furl the tatter-sole top gallants before I keel-hauls ya! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/111 "2015-02-17T17:55:49Z")
Oh no. Not the ‘nose-in-the-book’ penalty! Yeah, the nose-in-the-book. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/112 "2015-02-17T18:12:34Z")
I like him- he’s silly! ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/113 "2015-02-17T18:55:05Z")
You may be big, but I’m small! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/114 "2015-02-17T20:54:17Z")
How jolly can you get? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/115 "2015-02-18T00:36:27Z")
What a gulla-bull. What a nin-cow-poop. What an im-bess-ill. What an ultra-maroon. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/116 "2015-02-18T01:43:58Z")
Oh! Mutiny makes me so angry! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/117 "2015-02-18T16:16:40Z")
Eh, Pierre! One bunny on a bun! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/118 "2015-02-19T00:14:54Z")
Run for the hills folks, or you’ll be up to your armpits in Martians! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/119 "2015-02-19T01:45:44Z")
Ooh you tweachewous twickster! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/120 "2015-02-19T02:19:35Z")
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