# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/141 "2015-02-23T21:41:37Z")
We’re also available for picnics, lodge meetings, children’s parties, and smokers. ---
**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/142 "2015-02-23T22:18:21Z")
There’s food around the corner Food around the corner Food around the corner, For me… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/143 "2015-02-24T01:24:51Z")
It just don’t add up! ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/144 "2015-02-24T04:28:07Z")
What a buncha joikes! I should know, I woik for 'em! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/145 "2015-02-24T14:20:47Z")
Yoicks, and Away! [crashes into a tree] Yoicks, and Away! [crash into another tree] Yoicks, and Away… [crash] Yoicks…and…Away…[crash] Yoicks and away [crash] Yoicks…[crash]…and away [crash]. Why You! [chops all the trees down] Now then, yoicks and away! [eventually crashes into a boulder] ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/146 "2015-02-24T19:31:00Z")
NOW! [drawbridge draws him up like a window shade] ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/147 "2015-02-24T22:10:19Z")
HO-duhl-DAY-duhl-DAY! HO-duhl-DAY-duhl-DAY! HO-duhl-DAY-duhl-DAY! HO-duhl-DAY-duhl-DAY! **CLUNK!!!** ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/148 "2015-02-25T00:49:00Z")
Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Mud. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/149 "2015-02-25T01:41:46Z")
Music hater. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/150 "2015-02-25T04:11:40Z")
What are you? a schizophree… schizophree… a manic-depressive or something? ---
**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/151 "2015-02-25T14:55:37Z")
Oh, dear. I do believe I’ve forgotten my fudge. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/152 "2015-02-25T16:46:18Z")
How many times I have told you not to play with that dirty money? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/153 "2015-02-25T20:04:34Z")
I gotta admit, you’re a better man than I am. But only because I’m a rabbit! ---
**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/154 "2015-02-26T02:30:58Z")
My name is Daffy Duck, I worked on a Merry-Go-Round, The job was swell I did quite well Till the Merry-go-round broke down. (tune is Merrie Melodies theme) ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/155 "2015-02-27T03:42:10Z")
Actually, it’s a buck and a quarter staff, but I’m not telling him that. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/156 "2015-02-27T03:58:54Z")
Everybody’s seester knows Speedy Gonzales! ---
**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/157 "2015-02-27T14:07:29Z")
He’s not in this stove. Oho! He’s hiding in the stove, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/158 "2015-02-27T16:00:12Z")
[Anvil falls.] ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/159 "2015-02-27T17:15:12Z")
**How many times have** …I…told…you…to…shut…up? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/160 "2015-02-27T21:56:42Z")
Why did you hit me on the head, Leopold? Don’t you know that might make me very angry, and I would do terrible, horrible things to you? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=9)