# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/161 "2015-03-02T05:15:29Z")
I ain’t got the heart tell him he’s used up all the money. ---
**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/162 "2015-03-02T06:39:40Z")
I think he means to do us bodily harm! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/163 "2015-03-02T15:40:05Z")
Grab a fencepost, hold it tight, whomp your partner with all your might; hit him in the shin, hit him in the head, hit him again, the critter ain’t dead. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/164 "2015-03-02T15:48:20Z")
Give me your wishbone !! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/165 "2015-03-02T16:01:53Z")
You bad ol’ puddy tat! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/166 "2015-03-02T18:38:53Z")
Ahh! Save me! He’s a killer! HELP! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/167 "2015-03-03T16:34:40Z")
Wouldja like to shoot me now or wait till you get home? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/168 "2015-03-03T23:12:52Z")
For a small price, I can install this little blue button to get you down! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/169 "2015-03-04T01:00:39Z")
But never press the wed one! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/170 "2015-03-05T04:44:32Z")
That Rhode Island Red turned white, then blue. Rhode Island, red white and blue! That’s a joke, son, a flag-waver! You’re built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin’ ‘em and you keep missin’ 'em! Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball! [realizes pun] Eye. Ball. Eyeball! I almost had a gag, son–a joke, that is! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/171 "2015-03-05T13:02:42Z")
\ Schnook! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/172 "2015-03-08T03:51:32Z")
Ain’t I a stinker? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/173 "2015-03-08T04:07:32Z")
Look mac, the lady of the house isn’t home, and, besides, we sent you people a check last week! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/174 "2015-03-09T02:22:35Z")
What a maroon! ---
**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/175 "2015-03-09T13:46:40Z")
Do not come with me to ze Casbah - we shall make beautiful musics together right here! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/176 "2015-03-09T13:53:26Z")
I have come to give myself up on account of I cannot fight no more against such genius. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/177 "2015-03-10T20:59:36Z")
Beep beep! [_Zoom!_] ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/178 "2015-03-13T20:26:17Z")
Whoa, mule! Whoa, mule! _bink bink bink **thunk** _ Not THAT whoa! Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/179 "2015-03-13T20:55:48Z")
Dragons is soooooo stupid… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/180 "2015-03-15T20:04:55Z")
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