# Speak to me in only Archer quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 10, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290 "2012-09-10T15:07:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/1 "2012-09-10T15:07:52Z")
Call Kenny Loggins… 'cuz you’re in the Danger Zone! ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/2 "2012-09-10T15:16:32Z")
Yup! ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/3 "2012-09-10T15:59:10Z")
Benoit. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/4 "2012-09-10T16:27:14Z")
And _that’s_ how you get ants! ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/5 "2012-09-10T16:30:45Z")
He touched my penis with his penis! ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/6 "2012-09-10T16:32:54Z")
Well, obviously! ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/7 "2012-09-10T16:44:00Z")
Phrasing! ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/8 "2012-09-10T16:49:50Z")
Save it for the lightning round, Paddy. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/9 "2012-09-10T16:57:52Z")
Holy shit snacks! ---
**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/10 "2012-09-10T17:45:35Z")
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana! Shut up! ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/11 "2012-09-10T17:49:49Z")
She gets dinner in Dixieland and laid. And I get mosquitoes and no beer and not laid. How could this get any… [alligator growls] LET ME FINISH… worse. You ruined it. You ruined the moment. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/12 "2012-09-10T18:01:17Z")
Put it back in the deck. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/13 "2012-09-10T18:04:05Z")
I’ve never seen an ocelot! ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/14 "2012-09-10T18:08:44Z")
M as in Mancy?! ---
**Author:** ![pilot141](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@pilot141](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pilot141)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/15 "2012-09-10T18:08:57Z")
What about you Ironsides? You rollin’ dirty? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/16 "2012-09-10T18:12:03Z")
“Seriously, Lana. This must be what it’s like to have sex with me.” “How could an air boat be selfish?” ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/17 "2012-09-10T18:12:08Z")
The secret ingredient is phone. ---
**Author:** ![pilot141](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@pilot141](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pilot141)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/18 "2012-09-10T18:18:49Z")
“Ewww, it tastes worse than it smells!” “If I had a nickel every time I heard that I’d have… eight nickels.” ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/19 "2012-09-10T18:27:35Z")
I’m sorry, are you addressing me? 'Cause your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/20 "2012-09-10T18:28:30Z")
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