# Speak to me in only Archer quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 10, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290 "2012-09-10T15:07:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/21 "2012-09-10T18:58:23Z")
Mulatto Butts! Mulatto Butts! ---
**Author:** ![fiddlesticks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddlesticks/32/18129_2.png) [@fiddlesticks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fiddlesticks)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/22 "2012-09-10T19:27:57Z")
The tactical turtleneck! The… tactleneck! ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/23 "2012-09-10T19:30:37Z")
Sploosh! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/24 "2012-09-10T19:37:23Z")
No Cyril, when they’re dead, they’re just hookers! ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/25 "2012-09-10T19:37:38Z")
You could drown a toddler in my panties. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/26 "2012-09-10T20:03:42Z")
You freaked out when I called you a quadroon! ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/27 "2012-09-10T20:22:20Z")
Your 3/5th of an opinion is noted ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/28 "2012-09-10T20:47:04Z")
I’ve had good results with ether. ---
**Author:** ![pilot141](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@pilot141](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pilot141)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/29 "2012-09-10T21:02:13Z")
[Idiots, doing idiot things because they’re idiots.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R2vQLhmmW4) ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/30 "2012-09-10T21:17:12Z")
…do you not? ---
**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/31 "2012-09-10T22:05:16Z")
> [@Jophiel](#): > > I’ve had good results with ether. …and a little thing called a deep cycle marine battery. Or LSD. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/32 "2012-09-10T22:33:24Z")
Is that what you want? Because that is how you get ants! ---
**Author:** ![Crawlspace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Crawlspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crawlspace)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/33 "2012-09-11T00:16:38Z")
> [@LawMonkey](#): > > Benoit. Balls. ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/34 "2012-09-11T00:26:29Z")
“I thought you were saying ‘start slacking off’” “Not SLACKING off!” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/35 "2012-09-11T01:13:49Z")
I feel like I dodged the world’s most dysfunctional bullet. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/36 "2012-09-11T02:14:51Z")
Can’t?! …WON’T then. ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/37 "2012-09-11T02:14:58Z")
“Oh my god, it’s going to be…” “Don’t say it!” “Ah-maaa-ziiiing!” ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/38 "2012-09-11T03:21:30Z")
“If you change your mind, you know where to find us.” “Yeah! In Dick-town!” ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/39 "2012-09-11T03:49:57Z")
MAHP MAHP (stupid capslock dooflickey) ---
**Author:** ![pilot141](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@pilot141](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pilot141)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/40 "2012-09-11T05:53:16Z")
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