# Speak to me in only Archer quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 10, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290 "2012-09-10T15:07:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/41 "2012-09-11T11:54:35Z")
I also need you to buy sand. I don’t know if they grade it, but… coarse. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/42 "2012-09-11T12:23:26Z")
Plus - it vibrates. ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/43 "2012-09-11T12:32:15Z")
I said M for MANCY ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/44 "2012-09-11T17:08:41Z")
Lana…Lana…LAN-A-A-A-A-A!!! ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/45 "2012-09-11T17:08:53Z")
“ok (your own fingers.” ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/46 "2012-09-11T18:44:26Z")
Oh my God…THERE’S NO SSSIIIIIIIINNNKK!!! ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/47 "2012-09-11T18:49:57Z")
Out macho a gay guy? Oh my stars! ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/48 "2012-09-11T19:06:59Z")
So informal. Call me by my title…Countess Von Fingerbang. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/49 "2012-09-11T19:24:08Z")
\>Hello! \>So? Krieger’s a doctor. -Not the medical kind! -Not even the other kind, technically. \>Vincent Van Go fuck yourself. \>That’s like comparing apples to Nazi oranges. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/50 "2012-09-11T19:56:12Z")
Also yes. ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/51 "2012-09-11T19:57:36Z")
Hello? Señor Wingman? ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/52 "2012-09-11T21:21:36Z")
“Press the red button.” “Ok…WAIT…that’s not going to kill everyone is it?!” “…press the BLUE button.” ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/53 "2012-09-11T22:02:35Z")
You’re not my supervisor! ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/54 "2012-09-12T13:41:46Z")
Aw, Goatley… ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/55 "2012-09-12T15:07:20Z")
Oh, Pigly… ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/56 "2012-09-12T17:28:57Z")
This is an elegant dinner party for ELEGANT people. Haw. Haw. Haw. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/57 "2012-09-12T19:50:08Z")
What don’t you understand?!! The core concept apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/58 "2012-09-12T21:08:22Z")
So you finally learned to play YYZ? No. I meant the other thing…and Neil Peart still stands alone… ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/59 "2012-09-12T22:36:02Z")
Yeah, he’s not coming back. That chick was like the Pele of anal. ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-only-archer-quotes/634290/60 "2012-09-12T23:00:39Z")
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