# Speak to me in reasonably accurate quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-reasonably-accurate-quotes/645518>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 29, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-reasonably-accurate-quotes/645518 "2012-12-29T21:16:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![yohan\_go](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yohan_go/32/3620_2.png) [@yohan\_go](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yohan_go)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-reasonably-accurate-quotes/645518/1 "2012-12-29T21:16:20Z")

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And don’t just say:

“I am to old for this kind of activity.”  
Because:

“I am the queen of the world.”  
And remember to say:

“I’ll be occupying this same position in some time not much later.”  
Before you make me to:

“Go ahead and make my weekend.”

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-reasonably-accurate-quotes/645518/2 "2012-12-29T23:10:07Z")

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I’ll be returning soon

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Play something else for a change, Sam

In the year 15 for 1960 minutes

We’ve got 1920 styles of death rays

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-reasonably-accurate-quotes/645518/3 "2012-12-30T23:44:23Z")

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There’s no place like Burger King.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-reasonably-accurate-quotes/645518/4 "2012-12-30T23:58:53Z")

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I did not have sex with that man, Mr. Lewinski.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-reasonably-accurate-quotes/645518/5 "2012-12-31T01:17:50Z")

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I have nothing to offer but blood, urine, tears and sweat.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-reasonably-accurate-quotes/645518/6 "2012-12-31T01:21:44Z")

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My body does not contain any petroleum products, and threatening me in a way that invokes the cetacea is a questionable tactic at best.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-reasonably-accurate-quotes/645518/7 "2012-12-31T03:19:18Z")

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I don’t drink…from winos.

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**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-reasonably-accurate-quotes/645518/8 "2013-01-01T01:14:23Z")

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87 years ago our grandfathers decided to tell the British to take a hike and they founded their own country…

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-reasonably-accurate-quotes/645518/9 "2013-01-01T03:30:01Z")

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We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Nazis.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-reasonably-accurate-quotes/645518/10 "2013-01-01T05:02:34Z")

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I have a bad impression about this.

It belongs on a \*\*mantlepiece \*\*!

Yooouuu shaaaallll noooot paaaass withouuuut paaaaaying the toooooll !

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-reasonably-accurate-quotes/645518/11 "2013-01-01T05:09:53Z")

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Adama: What’s going on, Starbuck?

Starbuck: Just a little mild precipitation, Sir.

Adama: Arm yourself and secure the livestock, just in case.