# Speak to me in Saturday Night Live Quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 5, 2016, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542 "2016-06-05T02:11:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2016, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/21 "2016-06-05T21:45:36Z")
You look mahvelous! ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/22 "2016-06-06T01:46:17Z")
Oops! I crapped my pants. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/23 "2016-06-06T01:55:21Z")
“Huh? ‘Ass Don’t Smell’? But your ass doesn’t smell.” “Exactly!” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/24 "2016-06-06T02:19:56Z")
The bed…must be…on the floor! The bed…must be…on the floor! The bed…is on…MY FOOT! Your mama sews socks that smell! ---
**Author:** ![Xema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de053/32.png) [@Xema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xema)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/25 "2016-06-06T02:36:54Z")
“I’d like to talk seriously, just for a moment.” ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/26 "2016-06-06T02:50:22Z")
Blaaafengar! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/27 "2016-06-06T03:56:36Z")
No Coke, Pepsi! ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/28 "2016-06-06T06:14:16Z")
Roll over, Liberty. I can’t think of a time when we’ve had better toad! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/29 "2016-06-06T06:39:16Z")
Well, you’ll have plenty of time to live in a fan down by the river when you’re… … living in a VAN down by the RIVER! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/30 "2016-06-06T13:39:06Z")
Mmmm. That’s good bass! ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/31 "2016-06-06T16:45:43Z")
Now is the time on Sprockets where we dance. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/32 "2016-06-06T17:03:40Z")
Nerf plus Crotch equals Lots Of Fun ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/33 "2016-06-06T18:21:26Z")
She saw nothing of value in me. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/34 "2016-06-06T19:00:48Z")
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/35 "2016-06-06T19:13:12Z")
“I’ll take ‘The Rapists’ for $200”. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/36 "2016-06-06T19:18:23Z")
And we’re here to pump (clap) you up." ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/37 "2016-06-07T01:30:47Z")
That’s because I’m … Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/38 "2016-06-07T02:11:35Z")
\*Hot tub! Ah! Get in! Gonna get in the water! Gonna make me sweat! Ah! Here I go in the hot tub! **Hhhhhiiiigggghhhh!!!** Too hot in the hot tub! Ma! Burn myself! Make it cooler!\* ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/39 "2016-06-07T04:34:14Z")
How _conveeeeenient_! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/40 "2016-06-07T04:51:30Z")
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