# Speak to me in Saturday Night Live Quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 5, 2016, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542 "2016-06-05T02:11:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/41 "2016-06-07T05:54:16Z")
Not your best work, buddy. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/42 "2016-06-07T05:55:21Z")
Cause I’m a handsome black man. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/43 "2016-06-07T15:58:57Z")
Which once again proves my old theory: _Germans love David Hasselhoff._ ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/44 "2016-06-07T16:13:58Z")
Why don’t you jump outta’ that green jumpsuit and show me that phat ass! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/45 "2016-06-07T16:17:41Z")
Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/46 "2016-06-07T16:59:24Z")
President Barack Obama today pushed back against conservatives who doubt that wanted terrorist leader Osama bin Laden was killed by U.S. forces, making him the first black man ever who had to convince anyone that he _did_ kill a guy. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/47 "2016-06-07T18:28:32Z")
I’m Gumby, dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/48 "2016-06-07T19:21:22Z")
Good evening, and welcome to _Bad Cabaret for Children_. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/49 "2016-06-07T21:59:21Z")
Hewwo, this is Baba Wawa speaking to you wive fwom Two Miwe Iwand. I’m speaking to you wive fwom the Two Miwe Iwand Nucweaw Weactow site whewe wumows awe wunning wampant that the Pwesident has been exthposed to wethaw wevews of wadiation. And he has gwown to an incwedibly widiculous pwopowtion. He’s weawwy, weawwy, wawge. Pwesentwy, Woss Denton, spokespewson fow the utiwity company which wuns the nucweaw weactow wiww enter this woom to wespond to the pwess. Watew tonight, at 10:30, 9:30 centwaw, ABC wiww pwesent a speciaw half houw wepowt, “How big is the President?” hosted by Fwank Weynolds and Wodney Dangewfiewd. I see Woss Denton is appwoaching the podium and seems weady to speak. Wet’s wisten in! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/50 "2016-06-08T00:41:29Z")
We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/51 "2016-06-08T04:36:40Z")
I was told there would be no math…? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/52 "2016-06-08T05:09:31Z")
_Back to work!_ ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/53 "2016-06-08T08:04:47Z")
I…don’t…speak…Japanese. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/54 "2016-06-08T15:16:50Z")
I’ve cut the dickens out of my finger. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/55 "2016-06-08T15:55:00Z")
Give me a Sandwich and a Douchebag, and there is nothing I cannot do. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/56 "2016-06-08T16:17:42Z")
How do you like my Schwetty Balls? ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/57 "2016-06-08T19:48:37Z")
When you go in for a job interview I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/58 "2016-06-08T21:06:26Z")
That was so funny I forgot to laugh! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/59 "2016-06-08T22:46:50Z")
Guests of NBC Saturday Night stay at the fabulous Blaine Hotel in midtown Manhattan. The Blaine, a tradition for more than half a century. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/60 "2016-06-09T02:28:02Z")
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