# Speak to me in Saturday Night Live Quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 5, 2016, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542 "2016-06-05T02:11:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/61 "2016-06-09T03:32:25Z")
_Dead_ honky. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/62 "2016-06-09T05:36:53Z")
Mangled baby ducks. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/63 "2016-06-09T06:08:15Z")
Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people’s medicine for fuel. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/64 "2016-06-09T10:08:49Z")
More cowbell ! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/65 "2016-06-09T19:56:51Z")
Before you go, any chance of telling us your secret identity? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/66 "2016-06-10T00:25:26Z")
Landshark. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/67 "2016-06-10T00:38:58Z")
That’s Puppy uppers for when your dog’s like this. And Doggie Downers, for when your dog’s like this. ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/68 "2016-06-10T01:39:00Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > _Dead_ honky. C-I-L-L my landlord. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/69 "2016-06-10T01:44:19Z")
Star…Wars…Nothing but Star…Wars… . ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/70 "2016-06-10T02:16:48Z")
You know, before I answer any more questions there’s something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I’ve spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled… y’know… hundreds of miles to be here, I’d just like to say… **GET A LIFE,** will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it’s just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you’re dressed! You’ve turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME! I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves? You, you must be almost 30… have you ever kissed a girl? I didn’t think so! There’s a whole world out there! When I was your age, I didn’t watch television! I LIVED! So… move out of your parent’s basements! And get your own apartments and GROW THE HELL UP! I mean, it’s just a TV show dammit, IT’S JUST A TV SHOW! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/71 "2016-06-10T02:56:06Z")
Mr. Reynolds has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/72 "2016-06-10T03:13:25Z")
Cheeboygee, cheeboygee, cheeboygee, chip, chip. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/73 "2016-06-10T03:21:43Z")
You do not talk to me like that!! I work too hard to deal with this stuff!! I work too hard!! I’m a Division Manager in charge of 49 people!! I drive a Dodge Stratus!! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/74 "2016-06-10T03:27:07Z")
Send more Chuck Berry. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/75 "2016-06-10T03:40:41Z")
I would like… to feed your fingertips… to the wolverines. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/76 "2016-06-10T14:19:30Z")
But nooooooooooo!!! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/77 "2016-06-10T14:49:14Z")
We are…two wild and crazy guys! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/78 "2016-06-10T16:05:58Z")
Well, you know my name is Simon And I like to do drawrings. I like to draw all day long So come and do drawrings with me. Come and do drawrings with me! ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/79 "2016-06-10T16:24:21Z")
This. club. has. everything! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/80 "2016-06-10T16:25:23Z")
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