# Speak to me in Saturday Night Live Quotes!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 5, 2016, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542 "2016-06-05T02:11:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/121 "2016-07-28T04:11:59Z")

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Wait a minute. Perhaps she’s right. Perhaps I’ve been wrong to blindly follow the medical traditions and superstitions of past centuries. Maybe we barbers should test these assumptions analytically, through experimentation and a “scientific method.” Maybe this scientific method could be extended to other fields of learning: the natural sciences, art, architecture, navigation. Perhaps I could lead the way to a new age, an age of rebirth, a Renaissance! [thinks for a minute] \*Naaaaaahhh! \*

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2016, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/122 "2016-08-02T04:37:56Z")

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Mr. Reynolds has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/123 "2016-08-08T18:40:27Z")

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Kill me? Wha-what? Kill me! Wha-wha… since when is it a crime to visit your friend? I mean, what are you gonna do, have your Secret Service boys come in here and just blow me away? You’ve changed, Dutch, you’ve really changed!

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/124 "2016-08-08T22:53:23Z")

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Sting. Stinger. The Sting man. Stingy-ding-ding-ding. Makin’ copies.  
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-saturday-night-live-quotes/756542/125 "2016-08-09T04:42:33Z")

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“Old Glory Insurance. Because you’re weak, and robots are strong.”

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