# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2301 "2014-10-30T22:17:57Z")

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She called the doctor, woke him up  
And said, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take  
I say, doctor, to relieve this bellyache?  
Now let me get this straight.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2302 "2014-10-30T22:23:56Z")

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I said, “Doctor, Doctor, Mister M.D., can you tell me, what’s ailing me?”

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2303 "2014-10-30T22:54:30Z")

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Maureen, Maureen,  
I shot a doctor last night on the airplane

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2304 "2014-10-30T23:54:39Z")

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The only thing that’s left to try  
She says to live I have to die, Marlene  
We drink it to Marlene  
Marlene

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2305 "2014-10-30T23:56:30Z")

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Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene  
I’m begging of you please don’t take my man  
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene  
Please don’t take him just because you can

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2306 "2014-10-31T00:02:39Z")

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Jennifer, I lie awake at night and think about you  
Jennifer, your picture on the wall just makes me burn  
Jennifer, watching you’s a curse and it keeps on haunting me  
Jennifer, some night I’m gonna get you all alone

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2307 "2014-10-31T00:22:16Z")

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Jennifer Juniper, rides a dappled mare  
Jennifer Juniper, lilacs in her hair

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2308 "2014-10-31T01:33:47Z")

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Born a slave in the town of Vicksburg  
Traded for a chestnut mare  
Still he never spoke in anger  
Though his load was hard to bear

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2309 "2014-10-31T02:04:21Z")

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And so Sally can wait, she knows it’s too late as we’re walking on by  
Her soul slides away, but don’t look back in anger I heard you say

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2310 "2014-10-31T02:47:43Z")

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But it’s okay, 'cause Cindy’s the hostess,  
She’s A-Ok, yeah, she’s the mostest.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2311 "2014-10-31T02:57:21Z")

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All of them had hair of gold, like their mother,  
The youngest one in curls.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2312 "2014-10-31T03:51:30Z")

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Who’s that little chatter box?  
The one with pretty auburn locks?  
Whom do you see?  
It’s Little Orphan Annie.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2313 "2014-10-31T04:12:29Z")

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She never mentions the word addiction  
In certain company  
She’ll tell you she’s an orphan  
After you meet her family

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2314 "2014-10-31T04:53:45Z")

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Here I lie in my hospital bed  
Tell me, Sister Morphine, when are you coming round again?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2315 "2014-10-31T05:15:13Z")

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She’ll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes  
She’ll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes  
She’ll be coming 'round the mountain, she’ll be coming 'round the mountain  
She’ll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2316 "2014-10-31T05:39:02Z")

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Well, I stand up next to a mountain  
And I chop it down with the edge of my hand  
Well, I pick up all the pieces and make an island  
Might even raise a little sand

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2317 "2014-10-31T07:28:07Z")

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Gonna raise hell, gonna raise hell  
Gonna raise hell, gonna raise hell  
Ambition? Ha!  
If all I’ve heard is true, there’s nothin’ much I can do  
To change the world, it’s irreversible

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2318 "2014-10-31T12:31:03Z")

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I’d love to change the world  
But I don’t know what to do  
So I’ll leave it up to you

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2319 "2014-10-31T16:24:23Z")

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Acting on your best behaviour  
Turn your back on mother nature  
Everybody wants to rule the world

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**Author:** ![zadscmc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@zadscmc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zadscmc)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2320 "2014-10-31T18:42:17Z")

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I wanna be a big boss  
I wanna boss the world around  
I wanna be the biggest boss  
that ever bossed the world around

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