# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2361 "2014-11-03T15:42:51Z")

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Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week  
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek  
I really don’t care, in fact I wish him well  
'Cause I’ll be laughing my head off when he’s burning in Hell

[Can you tell that I really _really_ don’t like CCR?]

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2362 "2014-11-03T15:46:02Z")

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Where do bad folks go when they die?  
They don’t go to heaven where the angels fly  
They go to the lake of fire and fry  
Won’t see them again 'till the fourth of July

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2363 "2014-11-03T21:23:37Z")

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Now heaven is destroyed by Satan  
He will rule the promised land  
Now your soul will be freed  
Through the gate, find the KEY to hell

Jesus wept - standing in blood  
Praying to die - standing in blood

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2364 "2014-11-03T22:09:03Z")

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And I woke up high over Albuquerque  
On a jet to the promised land.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2365 "2014-11-03T22:45:48Z")

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I pulled out of Albuquerque praying I wasn’t late  
I got a couple cups of coffee at some joint off the interstate

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2366 "2014-11-03T22:56:14Z")

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Well, it’s just a coffeehouse and it’s made out of wood  
Expresso coffee tastes mighty good

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2367 "2014-11-03T23:35:07Z")

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One more cup of coffee for the road  
One more cup of coffee 'fore I go.  
To the valley below.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2368 "2014-11-04T00:00:21Z")

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He said one more job ought to get it  
One last shot 'fore we quit it  
One for the road

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2369 "2014-11-04T00:15:55Z")

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Well, it’s one for the money,  
Two for the show,  
Three to get ready,  
Now go, cat, go.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2370 "2014-11-04T00:52:45Z")

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By the blue tiled walls near the market stalls  
There’s a hidden door she leads you to  
These days, she says, I feel my life  
Just like a river running through  
The year of the cat

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2371 "2014-11-04T02:05:49Z")

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They said get back honky cat  
Better get back to the woods  
Well I quit those days and my redneck ways  
And oh the change is gonna do me good

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2372 "2014-11-04T02:32:45Z")

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I went as far as I could and when I stopped the car  
It was right in front of this little bar  
Kind of a red-neck lookin joint called the Dew Drop Inn

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2373 "2014-11-04T02:34:53Z")

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Let’s go down to the rides on east parade,  
By the lights of the palace arcade  
And watch night coming down on the Sovereign Light Café

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2374 "2014-11-04T13:53:03Z")

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A hotel suite in a rich man’s town, a hut in Botany Bay  
A prisoner by my own device, a mountain in my way  
I’m gonna have to alter my address; I can’t stay much longer with Tristesse  
And they call this carnival progress; Invited by our queen tonight, Tristesse

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2375 "2014-11-04T14:05:34Z")

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the prisoner lives in camden town  
selling revolution

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2376 "2014-11-04T19:53:38Z")

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Swirling pictures of never ending dreams  
I can’t see what these images mean  
Locked inside can’t set the rainbow free  
Like perishing flowers they sag and twist and die  
There’s a revolution

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2377 "2014-11-04T21:25:51Z")

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You say you want a revolution.  
Well, you know we all want to change the world.  
You tell me that it’s evolution.  
Well, you know we all want to change the world.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2378 "2014-11-04T21:44:22Z")

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I’m at peace with my lust  
I can kill 'cause in God I trust, yeah  
It’s evolution, baby

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2379 "2014-11-04T22:42:36Z")

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Hundreds of believers  
Lured into a doomsday cult  
All would perish in the name of God  
Self-proclaimed messiah  
Led his servants to their death  
Eighty murdered in the name of God  
Forty sons and daughters  
Unconsenting plural wives  
Perversions, in the name of God  
Underground religion  
Turning toward the mainstream light  
Blind devotion in the name of God  
Justifying violence  
Citing from the Holy Book  
Teaching hatred in the name of God

_[think I broke a rule here…ah, well]_

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2380 "2014-11-04T23:13:13Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
>
> _[think I broke a rule here…ah, well]_

[_Ya think? If only there was thread for non-succinct lyrics._]

And I get sick when I’m around, I can’t stand to be around  
I hate everything about you!

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