# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2901 "2015-01-17T16:19:43Z")

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Ah, ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann  
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2015, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2902 "2015-01-17T16:23:12Z")

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Baa baa black sheep have you any wool?  
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.  
One for my master and one for my dame.  
And one for the little girl who lives down the lane.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2015, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2903 "2015-01-17T16:31:23Z")

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Certain as the sun  
Rising in the east  
Tale as old as time  
Song as old as rhyme  
Beauty and the beast.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2015, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2904 "2015-01-17T16:37:28Z")

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Sunrise, sunset  
Sunrise, sunset.  
Swiftly fly the years,  
One season following another,  
Laiden with happiness and tears.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2015, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2905 "2015-01-17T19:27:29Z")

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Song for all seasons  
A song for all our time  
We’ll have a song for all the seasons through

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2906 "2015-01-18T00:16:40Z")

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We had joy we had fun  
We had seasons in the sun  
But the wine and the song  
Like the seasons have all gone

_or, the alternate version:_

We had joy, we had fun  
We went naked in the sun  
But the cop used his gun  
And he shot us in the buns

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2907 "2015-01-18T00:54:07Z")

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Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea  
Joy to you and me

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2908 "2015-01-18T00:55:52Z")

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Frog went a-courtin’ and he did ride, uh-huh  
Frog went a-courtin’ and he did ride, uh-huh  
Frog went a-courtin’ and he did ride  
With a sword and a pistol by his side, uh-huh.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2909 "2015-01-18T02:08:22Z")

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Hello, my baby, hello, my honey  
Hello my ragtime gal.  
Send me a kiss by wire  
Baby, my heart’s on fire.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2910 "2015-01-18T02:18:22Z")

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Put another nickel in  
In the nickelodeon  
All I want is having you  
And music, music, music

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2911 "2015-01-18T02:24:06Z")

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I love rock & roll  
So, put another dime in the juke-box, baby

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2912 "2015-01-18T03:06:26Z")

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Sippin’ up soda pop rickeys  
To our hearts delight  
Dancin’ to swingeroo quickies  
Jukebox Saturday night

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2913 "2015-01-18T03:09:17Z")

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Don’t give us none of your aggravation  
We had it with your discipline  
Saturday night’s alright for fighting  
Get a little action in

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2914 "2015-01-18T03:11:02Z")

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Well, you get down the fiddle and you get down the bow  
Kick off your shoes and throw them on the floor  
Dance in the kitchen till morning light  
Louisiana Saturday night

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2915 "2015-01-18T03:17:30Z")

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Well, I got me a fine wife, I got me old fiddle.  
When the sun’s coming up, I got cakes on the griddle.  
And life ain’t nothing but a funny, funny riddle, thank God I’m a country boy.

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**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2916 "2015-01-18T03:46:10Z")

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I’m going up the country  
Babe do you wanna go  
Going up the country  
Babe do you wanna go  
Going to some place  
Ain’t never been before

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2917 "2015-01-18T05:31:26Z")

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Because he spoke to the fish in the creek. He tried to tell us that the animals could speak.  
Who knows? Perhaps they do. How do you know they don’t just because they’ve never spoken to you?

Boy from the country left his home when he was young. Boy from the country, he loves the sun.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2918 "2015-01-18T05:43:19Z")

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Down by the river  
I shot my baby  
Down by the river,  
Dead, oh, shot her dead.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2919 "2015-01-18T06:08:48Z")

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Hey Joe, where you goin’ with that gun in your hand?  
Hey Joe, I said where you goin’ with that gun in your hand?  
I’m goin down to shoot my old lady  
You know I caught her messin’ 'round with another man

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/2920 "2015-01-18T16:11:28Z")

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Now they’ve found me  
Well I won’t run  
I’m tired of hearing  
There goes a well-known gun

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