# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3901 "2015-07-04T14:55:56Z")

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I’ve seen so much in so many places  
So many heartaches, so many faces  
So many dirty things  
You couldn’t even believe

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3902 "2015-07-04T20:53:07Z")

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There’s something about u, baby  
It happens all the time  
Whenever I’m around u, baby, I get a dirty mind  
It doesn’t matter where we are  
It doesn’t matter who’s around  
It doesn’t matter, I just wanna lay ya down

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3903 "2015-07-04T21:21:29Z")

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Lay down, Sally, and rest you in my arms.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3904 "2015-07-04T23:59:45Z")

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Won’t you lay me down in tall grass  
And let me do my stuff

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3905 "2015-07-05T00:54:41Z")

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[Excellent album-so off we go…]

But listen carefully to the sound  
Of your loneliness  
Like a heartbeat drives you mad  
In the stillness of remembering what you had  
And what you lost, and what you had, and what you lost

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3906 "2015-07-05T20:02:36Z")

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In the still of the night I hear the wolf howl, honey  
Sniffing around your door  
In the still of the night I feel my heart beating heavy  
Telling me I gotta have more

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3907 "2015-07-05T20:05:57Z")

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The wolves are comin’ out,  
Light the fire and you’ll see them all arrive.  
Everybody gather around  
Every hour we are losing time.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3908 "2015-07-05T22:52:25Z")

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The Dark Lord rides in force tonight and time will tell us all.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2015, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3909 "2015-07-06T21:14:20Z")

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Riding through dust clouds and barren wastes  
Galloping hard on the plains  
Chasing the redskins back to their holes  
Fighting them at their own game  
Murder for freedom, a stab in the back  
Women and children, a coward’s attack

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2015, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3910 "2015-07-06T23:40:29Z")

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This is where heroes and cowards part ways

Light the fire, feast, chase the ghosts, give in  
Take the road less traveled by, leave the city of fools  
Turn every poet loose

Howl! Seven days to the wolves

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3911 "2015-07-07T02:15:14Z")

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Well, he fought with the goblins; He battled a troll!!  
He riddled with Gollum!!! A magic ring he stole!!!  
He was chased by wolves, Lost in the forest,  
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king’s halls!!!

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3912 "2015-07-07T02:38:54Z")

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Harold the Barrel cut off his toes  
And he served them all for tea  
Can’t go far, he can’t go far  
Hasn’t got a leg to stand on, he can’t go far

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3913 "2015-07-08T21:50:14Z")

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I’m a little teapot  
Short & stout  
Here is my handle  
Here is my spout  
When I get all steamed up  
I just shout  
Tip me over & pour me out

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3914 "2015-07-08T23:40:36Z")

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When a man’s an empty kettle  
He should be on his mettle  
And yet I’m torn apart  
Just because I’m presumin’  
That I could be a human  
If I only had a heart

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2015, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3915 "2015-07-09T13:14:16Z")

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The cabaret was empty now, a sign said, “Closed for repair”  
Lily had already taken all of the dye out of her hair  
She was thinkin’ ’bout her father, who she very rarely saw  
Thinkin’ ’bout Rosemary and thinkin’ about the law  
But most of all she was thinkin’ ’bout the Jack of Hearts

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2015, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3916 "2015-07-09T16:45:09Z")

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Come taste the wine, come hear the band  
Come blow your horn, start celebrating right this way  
Your table’s waiting

What good’s permitting some prophet of doom to wipe every smile away  
Life is a cabaret, old chum, so come to the cabaret

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2015, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3917 "2015-07-10T03:36:55Z")

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Are you paranoid the coming asteroid  
Has got your name tattooed on it  
This stone’s called Apophis it brings Apocalypse  
I am a prophet of doom  
I am the profit of doom

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**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2015, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3918 "2015-07-10T03:57:54Z")

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I am the god of hell fire and I bring you:

Fire  
I’ll take you to burn.  
Fire  
I’ll take you to learn.  
I’ll see you burn!  
You fought hard and you saved and learned

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2015, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3919 "2015-07-10T13:28:38Z")

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Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,  
We know your weakness: our rocket-sauce  
We rock the Casbah, and blow your mind  
We will defeat you for all mankind

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2015, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3920 "2015-07-10T15:50:34Z")

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I laid a divorcée in New York City  
I had to put up some kind of a fight  
The lady then she covered me in roses  
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind

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