# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2015, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3921 "2015-07-10T15:52:04Z")

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And I don’t want to waste more time  
I’m in a New York state of mind

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2015, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3922 "2015-07-10T20:24:03Z")

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So waste your time  
On people who don’t know which way to go  
They’ll never take you up  
Never take you up in the sky  
Because it’s all in the mind

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3923 "2015-07-11T03:22:39Z")

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But he’s got high hopes, he’s got high hopes  
He’s got high apple pie, in the sky hopes

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3924 "2015-07-11T05:40:01Z")

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When the moon hits your eye  
Like a big pizza pie  
That’s amore  
When the world seems to shine  
Like you’ve had too much wine  
That’s amore

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3925 "2015-07-11T14:33:18Z")

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😃

When you’re diving at night, and your feet feel the bite,  
That’s a moray  
When your hand’s in the cave, suddenly you’ll need saved,  
That’s a moray  
When you blubber and scream, but you have a bad dream  
That’s a moray  
When he hits all your fingers, with teeth that are stingers,  
That’s a moray…

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**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3926 "2015-07-11T20:42:30Z")

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I’ve been drivin’ all night, my hand’s wet on the wheel  
There’s a voice in my head that drives my heel  
It’s my baby callin’, says I need you here  
And it’s a half past four and I’m shiftin’ gear  
When she is lonely and the longing gets too much  
She sends a cable comin’ in from above  
Don’t need no phone at all

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3927 "2015-07-11T20:55:22Z")

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Eighteen wheels and a dozen roses  
Ten more miles on his four day run  
A few more songs from the all night radio  
Then he’ll spend the rest of his life  
With the one that he loves

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3928 "2015-07-11T21:57:47Z")

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There’s a truck out on the four lane, a mile or more away  
The whinin’ of his wheels just makes it colder.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3929 "2015-07-11T21:59:32Z")

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You gotta feel and take every chance you did the right thing  
Drove a thousand miles away  
Out of trace and in another time you did the wrong thing  
And brought it back in your mind-why’s that so unkind?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3930 "2015-07-12T00:17:41Z")

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You’ve gotta be cruel to be kind in the right measure  
Cruel to be kind, it’s a very good sign  
Cruel to be kind, means that I love you  
Baby, you’ve gotta be cruel to be kind

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**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3931 "2015-07-12T02:26:05Z")

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The cruel war is ragin  
Johnny has to fight  
I want to be with him  
From morning 'til night  
I want to be with him  
It grieves my heart so  
Oh, can’t I go with you?  
No, my love, no

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3932 "2015-07-12T19:37:58Z")

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Johnny was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatles song  
“Love Me Do” I think it was, from there it didn’t take him long  
Got himself a guitar, used to play every night  
Now he’s in a rock ‘n’ roll outfit and everything’s all right  
Don’t you know?

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**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3933 "2015-07-12T21:45:55Z")

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He’s free as the breeze  
He’s always at ease  
He lives in the jungle and hangs by his knees  
As he swings through the trees  
With a trapeze in his B.V.D.s  
He’s got a union card and he’s practicing hard  
To play, the guitar, gonna be a big star  
Yeah, he’s gonna go far  
And carry moonbeams home in a jar

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3934 "2015-07-12T22:45:33Z")

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Now everybody blamed his old man.  
For makin’ him mean as a snake.  
When Amos Moses was a boy his Daddy would use him for alligator bait.  
Tie a rope around his waist and throw him in the swamp.  
Alligator bait in the Louisiana Bayou.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3935 "2015-07-12T23:15:05Z")

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It’ll be a little soggy but just keep slogging.  
We’ll soon be on dry ground."  
We were – waist deep in the Big Muddy  
And the big fool said to push on.

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**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3936 "2015-07-12T23:30:46Z")

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Ol’ man river,  
Dat ol’ man river  
He mus’know sumpin’  
But don’t say nuthin’,  
He jes’keeps rollin’  
He keeps on rollin’ along.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3937 "2015-07-13T15:39:51Z")

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Well, I built me a raft and she’s ready for floatin’.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3938 "2015-07-13T16:11:27Z")

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Take me to the river, drop me in the water  
Take me to the river, dip me in the water  
Washing me down, washing me down

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3939 "2015-07-13T17:54:05Z")

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The river to the ocean goes  
A fortune for the undertow

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/3940 "2015-07-13T18:33:28Z")

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The ice caps are melting, Oh, ho, ho ho  
All the world is drowning, Ho, ho ho, ho ho  
The ice caps are melting, the tide is rushing in  
All the world is drowning to wash away the sin

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