# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4061 "2015-07-30T23:04:21Z")

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As she posts another letter to the sound of five,  
People gather 'round her and she finds it hard to stay alive,  
It’s just another day

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**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4062 "2015-07-31T07:35:10Z")

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And she feeds you tea and oranges that come all the way from China,  
And just when you mean to tell her that you have no love to give her,  
Then she gets you on her wavelength and she lets the river answer,  
That you’ve always been her lover.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4063 "2015-07-31T11:55:45Z")

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I need a lover that won’t drive me crazy  
Some girl to thrill me and then go away  
I need a lover that won’t drive me crazy  
Some girl that knows the meaning of, uh,  
“Hey, hit the highway.”

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4064 "2015-07-31T14:14:29Z")

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Looking for a penny on an empty beach  
I’ve been looking for a lover who has eyes to see  
While I’m here I wanna walk with you, hold you hand  
In the sun, in the sun, in the sun, in the sun

Turquoise eyes, the color I need to get clean

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4065 "2015-07-31T14:32:44Z")

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I’ve been searching for the daughter  
Of the devil himself  
I’ve been searching for an angel in white  
I’ve been waiting for a woman who’s a little of both\*  
And I can feel her but she’s nowhere in sight

\*WTF? The words aren’t “I’ve been waiting for a women who’s a little bold”? I’ve been singing it wrong all these years? Well, damn!

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4066 "2015-07-31T15:43:53Z")

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One night in Bankok and the worlds’s your oyster  
The bars are temples but the pearls ain’t free  
You’ll find a god in every golden cloister  
A little flesh a little history  
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4067 "2015-07-31T15:59:12Z")

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It’s just no good anymore since you went away  
Number One is the loneliest  
Number One is the loneliest  
Number One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4068 "2015-07-31T21:42:04Z")

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Remember when you ran away  
And I got on my knees  
And begged you not to leave  
Because I’d go berserk?  
Well, you left me anyhow  
And then the days got worse and worse,  
And now you see I’ve gone  
Completely out of my mind.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4069 "2015-07-31T22:17:04Z")

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Almost divine, she takes her time  
And she go out of her mind

On the way out, out of this world  
On a day out, out of this world

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**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2015, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4070 "2015-08-01T05:11:59Z")

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Your love lifted me  
Out of this world  
So transported as the leaves to our lives unfurl  
With the love out of this world

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2015, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4071 "2015-08-01T14:10:17Z")

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Towers of fire, rise ever higher  
Magical flags will be unfurled  
To Jesus our god, the young are the strong  
The night that children rule the world  
When children rule the world, tonight, when children rule the world

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2015, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4072 "2015-08-01T14:23:45Z")

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Some folks are born made to wave the flag  
Ooh, they’re red, white and blue  
And when the band plays “Hail to the Chief”  
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord  
It ain’t me, it ain’t me; I ain’t no senator’s son, son  
It ain’t me, it ain’t me; I ain’t no fortunate one

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2015, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4073 "2015-08-01T14:31:57Z")

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Prophets foretold Him, Infant of wonder;  
Angels behold Him on His throne.  
Worthy our Savior of all our praises;  
Happy forever are His own.

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**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2015, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4074 "2015-08-01T16:39:22Z")

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I was born in the wagon of a travellin’ show  
My mama used to dance for the money they’d throw  
Papa would do whatever he could  
Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of  
Doctor Good

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2015, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4075 "2015-08-01T20:53:06Z")

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I was born in a crossfire hurricane  
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain  
But it’s all right now, in fact it’s a gas  
But it’s all right  
I’m Jumpin’ Jack Flash, it’s a gas, gas, gas

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2015, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4076 "2015-08-01T23:56:18Z")

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2015, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4077 "2015-08-02T00:36:45Z")

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I can still recall the wheat fields of St Paul  
And the morning we got caught robbing from an old hen.  
Old McDonald he made us work, but then he paid us for what it was worth.  
Another tank of gas and back on the road again.

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**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2015, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4078 "2015-08-02T23:23:56Z")

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Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waitin’ for a train  
And I’s feelin’ near as faded as my jeans  
Bobby thumbed a diesel down, just before it rained  
It rode us all the way to New Orleans

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2015, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4079 "2015-08-02T23:24:11Z")

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Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O  
And on his farm he had a pig, E-I-E-I-O  
With an oink-oink here and an oink-oink there  
Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink-oink  
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2015, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4080 "2015-08-03T12:15:27Z")

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Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are.  
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are.  
And when your hand is on your heart;  
You’re nearly a good laugh, almost a joker, with your head down in the pig bin  
Saying, " Keep on digging", pig stain on your fat chin.  
What do you hope to find, when you’re down in the pig mine?  
You’re nearly a laugh, you’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry.

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