# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4321 "2015-09-14T14:00:50Z")

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I’ve been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king  
I’ve been up and down and over and out and I know one thing  
Each time I find myself flat on my face  
I pick myself up and get back in the race

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4322 "2015-09-14T14:29:45Z")

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Good King Wenceslas looked out  
On the feast of Stephen  
When the snow lay round about  
Deep and crisp and even  
Brightly shone the moon that night  
Though the frost was cruel  
When a poor man came in sight  
Gath’ring winter fuel

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4323 "2015-09-14T16:30:29Z")

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I’ll get over you… I know I will  
I’ll pretend my ship’s not sinking  
And I’ll tell myself I’m over you  
'Cause I’m the king of wishful thinking

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4324 "2015-09-14T21:25:35Z")

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Don’t get me wrong, it wasn’t always this easy.  
Gettin’ over you got a little rough on me.  
But didn’t take too long 'til I got it together,  
And every day I thank my lucky stars you set me free.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4325 "2015-09-15T01:23:08Z")

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Don’t get me wrong  
If I’m looking kind of dazzled  
I see neon lights whenever you walk by

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4326 "2015-09-15T17:10:07Z")

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Little Joe never once gave it away  
Everybody had to pay and pay  
A hustle here and a hustle there  
New York City’s the place  
Where they said, “Hey, babe,  
Take a walk on the wild side.”

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**Author:** ![zadscmc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@zadscmc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zadscmc)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4327 "2015-09-15T19:20:08Z")

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Foreign types with their hookah pipes say  
Walk like an Egyptian.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4328 "2015-09-15T22:35:55Z")

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So if you hear of a gal who can quake and shake  
‘Till it makes you think of a nervous snake  
They’re speakin’ of Egyptian Ella

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4329 "2015-09-16T01:10:49Z")

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We found you dying, we found you lying  
Choking on the dirt and sand  
Your former glories and all the stories  
Dragged and washed with eager hands

But ohh, your city lies in dust, my friend

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4330 "2015-09-16T01:53:08Z")

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He is destined to be a King  
He rules over everything  
On the land called planet Dune  
Bodywater is your life  
And without in you would die  
On the desert the planet Dune

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4331 "2015-09-16T02:17:41Z")

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I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name -  
It felt good to be out of the rain.  
In the desert you can remember your name,  
'Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4332 "2015-09-16T13:54:10Z")

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Oh, they say she died one winter  
When there came a killing frost  
And the pony she named Wildfire  
Busted down it’s stall  
In a blizzard he was lost  
She ran callin’ Wildfire

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4333 "2015-09-16T16:17:35Z")

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If I had a boat  
I’d go out on the ocean  
And if I had a pony  
I’d ride him on my boat  
And we could all together  
Go out on the ocean  
Me upon my pony on my boat

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4334 "2015-09-16T16:35:47Z")

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Wouldn’t you like to ride in my beautiful balloon?  
Wouldn’t you like to glide in my beautiful balloon?  
We could float among the stars together  
You and I, for we can fly  
Up, up and away in my beautiful, my beautiful balloon

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4335 "2015-09-16T16:53:42Z")

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Bye bye biplane once upon a sky plane  
Bye bye hushabye lullabye plane

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4336 "2015-09-16T17:34:18Z")

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My heart yearns for a female pilot  
I always smile at  
The mention of her name  
Amelia Earhart, what a beauty  
I feel a duty  
To go and find her plane.  
A nation grieves, Amelia Earhart  
But they don’t know the pain in my heart

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4337 "2015-09-16T17:42:48Z")

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Oh mama don’t you weep and moan  
Uncle Sam got your man and gone  
Now they’re doing the Lindy Bird across the sea

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4338 "2015-09-16T17:49:07Z")

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A well a everybody’s heard about the bird  
B-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word  
A well a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word  
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word  
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4339 "2015-09-16T17:50:36Z")

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Hey, bird dog, get away from my quail  
Hey, bird dog, you’re on the wrong trail  
Bird dog, you better leave my lovey-dove alone

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4340 "2015-09-16T22:56:03Z")

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Oh, the last thing I gave her was the bird,  
And she returned the favor with a few selected words.  
I don’t have to worry now what’s being overheard,  
'Cause the last thing I gave her was the bird.

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