# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4441 "2015-10-02T17:30:39Z")

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Bang bang, shoot 'em up  
Bang bang, blow you away  
It’s a showdown in the no man’s land  
For the cowboy of the modern day

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**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4442 "2015-10-03T05:14:08Z")

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He lay face down in the desert sand  
Clutching his six-gun in his hand  
Shot from behind, I thought he was dead  
But under his heart was an ounce of lead  
But a spark still burned so I used my knife  
And late that night I saved the life of Ringo

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4443 "2015-10-03T10:10:26Z")

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From out of the east a stranger came, a law book in his hand, a man  
The kind of a man the West would need to tame a troubled land  
‘Cause the point of a gun was the only law that Liberty understood  
When it came to shootin’ straight and fast, he was mighty good

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4444 "2015-10-03T14:49:48Z")

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But what is truth  
Is truth unchanging laws?  
We both have truths.  
Are mine the same as yours?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4445 "2015-10-03T15:14:15Z")

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I know this much is true

This much is true

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4446 "2015-10-03T15:21:27Z")

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And I know, I know, I know, I know,  
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,  
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,  
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,  
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,  
I know, I know,  
Hey, I oughtta leave young thing alone  
But ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4447 "2015-10-03T16:23:57Z")

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No-no, no, no-no, no-no-no-no  
No, no-no, no, no, no-no, no-no, no-no  
No-no-no-no, no-no, no, no-no, no  
Nobody can do the shing-a-ling like I do  
Nobody can do the skate like I do

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4448 "2015-10-03T18:40:40Z")

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Well, I said,  
“No, no, no, no, I can’t take it no more,  
I’m tired of waking up on the floor.  
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,  
And then it makes it hard to find the door.”

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4449 "2015-10-03T18:49:07Z")

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[Sorry Annie, couldn’t resist an opening like those previous two…:D]

And when I’m flying around the world  
And I’m doin’ this and I’m tryin’ do that  
And I’m trying to make some girl  
Tells me  
\*baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby \*  
better come back later next week  
Can’t you see I’m on a losing streak

[Yes, I went to [Youtube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jadvt7CbH1o) and counted them all…]

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4450 "2015-10-03T18:53:51Z")

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Flying high in the friendly sky  
Without ever leaving the ground  
And I ain’t seen nothing but trouble baby  
Nobody really understands, no no

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4451 "2015-10-03T18:57:46Z")

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Thank you Republic Airlines  
What a joy to a musician you are  
What a zest you’ve added to pedestrian skies  
It was boring to be flying where the wild goose flies  
But the tedium was broken by your wonderful surprise  
when you broke the neck on my guitar

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4452 "2015-10-03T19:03:54Z")

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Been stuck in airports, terrorized  
Sent to meetings, hypnotized  
Overexposed, commercialized  
Handle me with care

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4453 "2015-10-03T19:56:05Z")

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I ain’t lookin’ to block you up,  
Shock or knock or lock you up,  
Analyze you, categorize you,  
Finalize you or advertise you.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4454 "2015-10-03T22:46:57Z")

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I been Mick Jaggered, silver daggered  
Andy Warhol, won’t you please come home?  
I been mothered, fathered, aunt and uncled  
Been Roy Haleed and Art Garfunkeled

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4455 "2015-10-04T00:25:08Z")

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Buddy Holly, Ben-Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia  
Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go  
U-2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy  
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4456 "2015-10-04T00:27:30Z")

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So bongo, bongo, bongo  
I don’t want to leave the Congo  
Oh no no no no no  
Bingle, bangle, bungle I’m so happy in the jungle I refuse to go  
Don’t want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords  
I make it clear  
That no matter how they coax him  
I’ll stay right here

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4457 "2015-10-04T00:40:02Z")

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Let’s bungle in the jungle — well, that’s all right by me.  
I’m a tiger when I want love,  
but I’m a snake if we disagree.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4458 "2015-10-04T02:20:27Z")

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George, George of the Jungle  
Strong as he can be!  
George, George of the Jungle  
Watch out for that tree!

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4459 "2015-10-04T12:55:01Z")

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No gal made has got a shade on Sweet Georgia Brown  
Two left feet, oh so neat, has Sweet Georgia Brown  
They all sigh and want to die for Sweet Georgia Brown  
I’ll tell you just why, you know I don’t lie not much

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4460 "2015-10-04T16:56:04Z")

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Oh, put me in coach, I’m ready to play today  
Put me in coach, I’m ready to play today  
Look at me (yeah), I can be centerfield

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