# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2015, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4721 "2015-11-16T18:01:49Z")

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He’s a poet, oh, he’s a picker, he’s a prophet, he’s a pusher  
He’s a pilgrim and a preacher, and a problem when he’s stoned  
He’s a walkin’ contradiction, partly truth, partly fiction  
Takin’ ev’ry wrong direction on his lonely way back home

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2015, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4722 "2015-11-16T19:36:58Z")

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This is my brain  
And I live in it  
It’s made of love and bad song lyrics  
It’s tucked away behind my eyes  
Where all my screwed-up thoughts can hide  
'Cuz God forbid I hurt somebody  
And the weirdest thing about a mind  
Is that every answer that you find  
Is the basis of a brand-new cliche  
This is my brain, and it’s fine  
It’s where I spend the vast majority of my time  
It’s not perfect, but it’s mine  
It’s not perfect, but it’s mine

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2015, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4723 "2015-11-16T22:28:03Z")

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Ohh, making my mind slow  
That’s why I don’t fuck with the big 4-O  
Bro, I got to maintain  
Cause a nigga like me is going insane

Insane in da membrane - Insane in the brain!  
Insane in da membrane - Insane in the brain!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2015, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4724 "2015-11-16T22:35:40Z")

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Ever since you told me that you loved me,  
I’m a nut, I’m a nut!  
Ever since you said those words, sweetheart,  
I’m a bug, I’m a bug!

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2015, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4725 "2015-11-16T22:37:17Z")

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Sometimes you feel like a nut.  
Sometimes you don’t.  
Almond Joy’s got nuts!  
Mounds don’t!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2015, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4726 "2015-11-17T02:55:36Z")

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Gimme a break,  
Gimme a break,  
Break me off a piece o’ that  
Kit Kat bar

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4727 "2015-11-17T16:19:54Z")

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Practical cats, dramatical cats  
Pragmatical cats, fanatical cats  
Oratorical cats, Delphic Oracle cats  
Skeptical cats, Dispeptical cats  
Romantical cats, Pedantical cats  
Critical cats, parasitical cats  
Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats  
Statistical cats and mystical cats  
Political cats, hypocritical cats  
Clerical cats, hysterical cats  
Cynical cats, rabbinical cats

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2015, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4728 "2015-11-17T18:13:22Z")

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Now she’s a cool, cool black  
Moves like a cat  
If you don’t get her game  
You might not make it back

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2015, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4729 "2015-11-17T19:40:20Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> Practical cats, dramatical cats  
> Pragmatical cats, fanatical cats  
> Oratorical cats, Delphic Oracle cats  
> Skeptical cats, Dispeptical cats  
> Romantical cats, Pedantical cats  
> Critical cats, parasitical cats  
> Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats  
> Statistical cats and mystical cats  
> Political cats, hypocritical cats  
> Clerical cats, hysterical cats  
> Cynical cats, rabbinical cats

Off-topic: Did you have that memorized? :eek:

On-topic:

So many have paid to see  
What, you think you can get it for free?  
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed  
By the purr of a jaguar  
Money’s the matter  
If you’re in it for love, you ain’t gonna get too far

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2015, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4730 "2015-11-18T02:36:32Z")

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Say goodnight  
She waits for me to  
Put out the light  
Lay there still  
She waits to break my will

Yes, if I know the truth about you…  
She-cat…

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2015, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4731 "2015-11-18T04:15:58Z")

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There’s a she wolf in the closet,  
Open up and set her free (ahoo)  
There’s a she wolf in the closet,  
Let it out so it can breath

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4732 "2015-11-18T14:58:19Z")

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> [@ekedolphin](#):
>
> Off-topic: Did you have that memorized? :eek:  
> Yes. I’ve seen the Broadway show about 20 times and have every cast CD

On topic:  
Owoooooooo!  
Who’s that I see walkin’ in these woods?  
Why, it’s Little Red Riding Hood.  
Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,  
You sure are looking good.  
You’re everything a big bad wolf could want.  
Listen to me.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2015, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4733 "2015-11-18T16:36:17Z")

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Only so many times  
I can say I long for you  
The lily among the thorns  
The prey among the wolves

Someday, I will feed a snake  
Drink her venom, stay awake  
With time all pain will fade  
Through your memory I will wade

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2015, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4734 "2015-11-18T17:25:14Z")

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I’m not the one who’s so far away  
When I feel the snakebite enter my veins  
Never did I wanna be here again  
And I don’t remember why I came

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2015, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4735 "2015-11-18T17:43:18Z")

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Please come to LA  
She just said “No - boy, won’t you come home to me?”

And she said, “Hey ramblin’ boy why don’t cha settle down?”  
“LA can’t be your kinda town”  
“There ain’t no gold and there ain’t nobody like me”  
“No, no, I’m the number one fan of the man from Tennessee”

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4736 "2015-11-18T18:59:05Z")

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Oh, I’m the type of guy  
Who likes to roam around  
I’m never in one place  
I roam from town to town

And when I find myself  
Falling for some girl  
I hop back in my car and I…  
Travel 'round the world

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2015, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4737 "2015-11-18T19:42:00Z")

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Never heard the whistle of a southbound freight,  
Or the singing of it’s driving wheel,  
No I, never did not wanderin’  
Never did not wanderin’  
Never did not wanderin’ after all.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2015, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4738 "2015-11-19T02:07:57Z")

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Drown into my eyes and see the wanderer  
See the mirrors of a wolf behold the pathfinder

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2015, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4739 "2015-11-19T02:43:03Z")

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The path is clear  
Though no eyes can see  
The course laid down long before  
And so with gods and men  
The sheep remain inside their pen  
Though many times they’ve seen the way to leave

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2015, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4740 "2015-11-19T14:07:58Z")

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Gods will be Gods  
But my Lord forgot  
I was made out of skin  
Bones will be bones  
But when I came home  
There was no one in

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