# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4901 "2015-12-23T01:45:50Z")

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Monday, I can’t wait til Tuesday  
If I made up my mind, Wednesday would be fine  
Thursday’s on my mind  
Friday, give me time  
Saturday, wait  
Could Sunday be too late?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4902 "2015-12-23T02:37:52Z")

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Except for Monday, which was never good anyway  
Tuesday, I get a little sideways  
Wednesday, I feel better, just for spite  
Thursday and Friday take too long  
Before I know it, Saturday’s gone  
But it’s Sunday now  
And you can bet that I’m all right.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4903 "2015-12-23T23:30:28Z")

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Monday morning feels so bad  
Everybody seems to nag me  
Come on Tuesday I feel better  
Even my old man looks good  
Wednesday just won’t go  
Thursday goes too slow  
I’ve got Friday on my mind

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4904 "2015-12-24T01:10:20Z")

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Everybody’s working for the weekend  
Everybody wants a little romance  
Everybody’s goin’ off the deep end  
Everybody needs a second chance, oh

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4905 "2015-12-24T02:39:45Z")

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Everybody’s talking about  
Revolution  
Evolution  
Masturbation  
Flagellation  
Regulation  
Integrations  
Meditations  
United Nations

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4906 "2015-12-24T02:55:59Z")

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That’s great, it starts with an earthquake  
Birds and snakes, an aeroplane  
And Lenny Bruce is not afraid  
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn, world serves its own needs, don’t misserve your own needs, feed it up a knock, speed, grunt, no, strength  
The ladder starts to clatter with a fear of height, down, height, wire in a fire, represent the seven games and a government for hire and a combat site  
Left her, wasn’t coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4907 "2015-12-24T13:22:46Z")

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And as I was drifting past the Lorelei  
I heard those slinky sirens wail, whooo  
So look out sailor when you hear them croon  
You’ll never been the same again oh no  
Their crazy music drives you insane, this way

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4908 "2015-12-24T16:43:17Z")

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Ride, captain ride  
Upon your mystery ship,  
Be amazed at the friends  
You have here on your trip.  
Ride captain ride  
Upon your mystery ship,  
On your way to a world  
That others might have missed.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4909 "2015-12-24T16:46:34Z")

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Everybody, listen to me  
And return me my ship  
I’m your captain, I’m your captain  
Though I’m feeling mighty sick

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4910 "2015-12-24T19:27:25Z")

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Through waters uncharted my soul will embark  
I’ll follow Your voice straight into the dark  
And if from the course You intend  
I depart  
Speak to the sails of my wandering heart

Like the wind  
You’ll guide  
Clear the skies before me  
And I’ll glide this open sea

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4911 "2015-12-24T19:35:23Z")

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I saw three ships come sailing in  
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;  
I saw three ships come sailing in  
On Christmas Day in the morning.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4912 "2015-12-26T00:58:41Z")

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Now your ships are burned and the evil has returned  
It will creep upon you, there’s nothing to do  
It will rip up your mind and death you will find  
Life is just a game  
And death is just the same

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4913 "2015-12-26T12:37:24Z")

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Then pealed the bells more loud and deep:  
God is not dead nor does He sleep  
The wrong shall fail, the right prevail  
With peace on earth, goodwill to men

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4914 "2015-12-26T13:09:22Z")

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Oh your see-saw smiling  
Lasts me all night long  
Like a siren’s curl  
When the night is long

Now come hold my hand  
No bad vibe hearts  
Hold my hand you know  
This journey could be long

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4915 "2015-12-26T15:02:59Z")

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And when I touch you I feel happy  
Inside  
It’s such a feeling that my love  
I can’t hide  
I can’t hide  
I can’t hide

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4916 "2015-12-26T16:19:46Z")

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How could she say to me  
Love will find a way  
Gather round all you clowns  
Let me hear you say  
Hey you’ve got to hide your love away  
Hey you’ve got to hide your love away

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4917 "2015-12-26T19:00:23Z")

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Send in the clowns  
Send in the clowns  
Send in the soulful, doleful, SCHMOLTZ by the bowlful clowns  
Send in the clowns  
They’re already here

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4918 "2015-12-26T19:01:08Z")

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Bright morning stars are rising.  
The night is almost gone.  
The sycamores are bending their branches to the dawn.  
The wind sighs on the river.  
The willows bend to pray.  
And dawn is breaking gently upon a brand new day.  
Day is breaking in my soul.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4919 "2015-12-26T19:09:35Z")

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Uh, Judy Collins didn’t sing the lyrics I quoted, and Stephen Sondheim didn’t write them. It was from the parody sung at the Krusty the Klown Komeback Special.

But it’s daybreak, if you want to believe  
It can be daybreak, ain’t no time to grieve  
Said it’s daybreak if you’ll only believe  
And let it shine, shine, shine  
All around the world (sing it to the world, sing, sing)  
(Sing it to the world, sing, sing)

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4920 "2015-12-26T20:35:36Z")

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Stars, in your multitudes  
Scarce to be counted, filling the darkness  
With order and light, you are the sentinels  
Silent and sure  
Keeping watch in the night, keeping watch in the night

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