# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2016, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4961 "2016-01-05T00:11:18Z")

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We talked about God’s grace  
And all the hell we raised  
And then I heard the old man say:  
“God is great, beer is good,  
And people are crazy.”

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2016, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4962 "2016-01-05T00:45:51Z")

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In heaven there is no beer  
That’s why we drink it here  
And when we’re gone from here  
Well, our friends will be drinking all the beer

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2016, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4963 "2016-01-05T00:55:58Z")

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You’ve got nothing to fear  
It may be hell down there  
'Cause it’s Heaven up here  
I’d have given forever  
For a few good years  
But too much of a muchness  
Is too much you hear?

The hammer on my chest was an abominable pain  
The anvil on my belly was an abdominal strain  
You got the bottle  
Gonna take the bottle  
Gonna take a sip

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2016, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4964 "2016-01-05T23:30:24Z")

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And your eternal tricks begin to make me sick  
The only thing I know is that you’ve gotta go  
Don’t try to hide, don’t look around  
Believe me, The Hammer’s gonna bring you down  
Believe me, The Hammer’s coming down!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2016, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4965 "2016-01-06T00:55:35Z")

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Stop, Hammer time!

Go with the flow, it is said  
If you can’t groove to this then you probably are dead  
So wave your hands in the air  
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair  
This is it, for a winner  
Dance to this and you’re gonna get thinner  
Move, slide your rump  
Just for a minute let’s all do the bump, bump, bump, bump

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4966 "2016-01-07T00:16:04Z")

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Take your fingers from my hair  
They have gotten us nowhere  
We can’t last another second  
For we are two, too lost for open doors

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4967 "2016-01-09T01:05:13Z")

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Take the ribbon from my hair  
Shake it loose and let it fall  
Lyin’ soft against your skin  
Like the shadow on the wall

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4968 "2016-01-09T13:25:02Z")

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“Feel no sorrow, feel no pain,  
Feel no hurt, there’s nothing gained…  
Only love will then remain,”  
She would say.

Shadow of the Moon… Shadow of the Moon…

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4969 "2016-01-09T13:27:09Z")

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I’m being followed by a Moonshadow, Moonshadow, Moonshadow.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4970 "2016-01-09T17:59:20Z")

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There is a [del]bathroom on the right[/del] bad moon on the rise

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2016, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4971 "2016-01-10T02:32:05Z")

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There is a house in New Orleans  
They call the Rising Sun…

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2016, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4972 "2016-01-10T03:03:35Z")

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Well, I wish I was in New Orleans, I can see it in my dreams,  
Arm-in-arm down Burgundy, a bottle and my friends and me

Hoist up a few tall cool ones, play some pool and listen  
To that tenor saxophone calling me home  
And I can hear the band begin “When the Saints Go Marching In”,  
And by the whiskers on my chin, New Orleans, I’ll be there

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2016, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4973 "2016-01-10T03:49:09Z")

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Danger in the swamp that waits for you  
There’s nothing left that you can do  
Better watch your back for the vicious attack  
'Cause they’ll be looking for you  
Playing with your life, for your life is too short  
Pain is too good for you  
Your last breath is all you have left  
Take it before you’re doomed  
Cajun hell (Cajun hell)  
Cajun hell (Cajun hell)  
Cajun hell (Cajun hell)  
Before you’re doomed

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2016, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4974 "2016-01-10T13:19:38Z")

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Blackwater Hattie lived back in the swamp  
Where the strange green reptiles crawl  
Snakes hang thick from the cypress trees  
Like sausage on a smokehouse wall

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2016, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4975 "2016-01-10T15:38:05Z")

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So you finally found your rhythm, man  
Got your funky ass out of the can  
Well, a girl is coming to you  
Gonna show you what is true  
The Witch, she need a lover, boy  
Maybe it could be you  
It took a while to understand, whoa, yeah  
Stole the needs of another man, yeah  
Took a while to the promised land, whoa, yeah-yeah  
Push your sex on a mortal man

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4976 "2016-01-11T01:22:33Z")

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You know you’re already my obsession  
Stop using sex as a weapon  
Love is more than a one way reflection  
Stop using sex as a weapon

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4977 "2016-01-11T21:22:22Z")

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I’m standing here bewildered,  
I can’t remember just what I’ve done  
I can hear the sirens whining,  
My eyes blinded by the sun  
I know that I should be running,  
My heart’s beating just like a drum  
Now they’ve knocked me down and takin it,  
A still hot and smokin gun

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4978 "2016-01-11T22:02:24Z")

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I’m low as a paid assassin is  
You know I’m cold as a hired sword  
I’m so ashamed can’t we patch it up  
You know I can’t think straight no more  
You make me feel like a bullet honey in the gun of Robert Ford

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4979 "2016-01-11T22:14:54Z")

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But I shot a man in Reno  
Just to watch him die

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2016, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/4980 "2016-01-12T06:22:57Z")

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I may never find all the answers  
I may never understand why  
I may never prove what I know to be true  
But I know that I still have to try

If I die tomorrow  
I’d be alright, because I believe  
That after we’re gone, the spirit carries on

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