# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2016, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5041 "2016-01-20T03:58:02Z")

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Well I ain’t feelin’ happy  
About the state of things in my life  
But I’m workin’ to make it better  
With a six of Miller High Life

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**Author:** ![Nema98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d2c977/32.png) [@Nema98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nema98)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2016, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5042 "2016-01-20T07:05:52Z")

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One day you could be looking  
Through an old book in rainy weather  
You see a picture of her smiling at you  
When you were still together  
Or you could be walking down the street  
And who should you chance to meet  
But that…Full lyrics on Google

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2016, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5043 "2016-01-20T10:27:15Z")

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But if you see me walking by, and the tears are in my eyes  
Look away, baby, look away  
If we meet on the street some day, and I don’t know what to say  
Look away, baby, look away  
Don’t look at me  
I don’t want you to see me this way

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2016, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5044 "2016-01-20T20:25:23Z")

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Now look at them yo-yo’s, that’s the way you do it  
You play the guitar on the MTv  
That ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it  
Money for nothin’ and chicks for free

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2016, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5045 "2016-01-20T22:02:26Z")

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Old MacDonald had a farm  
E-I-E-I-O  
And on his farm he had some chicks  
E-I-E-I-O  
With a chick chickhere  
And a chick chick there  
Here a chick, there a chick  
Everywhere a chick chick.  
Old MacDonald had a farm  
E-I-E-I-O

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2016, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5046 "2016-01-20T22:31:27Z")

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I should have stayed on the farm  
I should have listened to my old man  
You know you can’t hold me forever  
I didn’t sign up with you  
I’m not a present for your friends to open  
This boy’s too young to be singing, the blues  
So goodbye yellow brick road  
Where the dogs of society howl

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2016, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5047 "2016-01-20T23:44:16Z")

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Well I never felt more like singin’ the blues  
'Cause I never thought that I’d ever lose your love, dear  
Why’d you do me this way?

Well I never felt more like cryin’ all night  
‘Cause everything’s wrong and nothin’ ain’t right, without you  
You got me singin’ the blues

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2016, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5048 "2016-01-21T01:58:16Z")

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Celie, she’s oppressed  
Her spirit is all but gone  
Her cry for help no one sees  
No one sees her at all

So you say you like the blues  
How about the pain that it took?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2016, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5049 "2016-01-21T03:56:09Z")

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And I guess that’s why they call it the blues  
Time on my hands could be time spent with you  
Laughing like children, living like lovers  
Rolling like thunder under the covers  
And I guess that’s why they call it the blues

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2016, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5050 "2016-01-21T12:53:15Z")

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Undercover angel, midnight fantasy  
I’ve never had a dream that made sweet love to me  
Undercover angel, answer to my prayer  
You made me know that there’s a love for me out there  
(Somewhere) Yeah, somewhere

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2016, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5051 "2016-01-21T13:49:49Z")

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[love it when I can use the same song twice in two threads]

Is this where you’ve been?  
Were you in fairer skies?  
Searching for angel’s hands  
Denying lower highs

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2016, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5052 "2016-01-21T14:23:27Z")

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The cauliflower ears  
The crocodile tears  
The hearts too hard for breaking  
We hobble down to your undertow

The lunatic fringe by the Quackery  
Miracle Sludge from the factory  
Come to trouble the water  
Angels and otters,  
Psychosomatics cleaning their attics - they learn  
Grace is the smell of rain

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2016, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5053 "2016-01-21T23:05:50Z")

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Lunatic fringe  
We all know you’re out there  
Can you feel the resistance  
Can you feel the thunder

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2016, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5054 "2016-01-22T02:16:23Z")

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The lunatic is in my head  
The lunatic is in my head  
You raise the blade, you make the change  
You rearrange me ’ till I’m sane

You lock the door  
And throw away the key  
There’s someone in my head but it’s not me

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2016, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5055 "2016-01-22T03:25:11Z")

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But maybe I’m crazy  
Maybe you’re crazy  
Maybe we’re crazy  
Probably

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2016, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5056 "2016-01-22T13:25:29Z")

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Mental wounds not healing  
Who and what’s to blame  
I’m goin’ off the rails on a crazy train  
I’m goin’ off the rails on a crazy train

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2016, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5057 "2016-01-22T13:40:24Z")

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Crazy, I’m crazy for feeling so lonely  
I’m crazy, crazy for feeling so blue  
I knew you’d love me as long as you wanted  
And then someday you’d leave me for somebody new

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2016, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5058 "2016-01-22T16:49:32Z")

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Once a fool had a good part in the play  
If it’s so would I still be here today  
It’s quite peculiar in a funny sort of way  
They think it’s very funny everything I say  
Get a load of him, he’s so insane  
You better get your coat dear  
It looks like rain

We’ll come again next Thursday afternoon  
The In-laws hope they’ll see you very soon  
But is it in your conscience that you’re after  
Another glimpse of the madman across the water

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2016, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5059 "2016-01-22T17:09:19Z")

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I’ll be your candle on the water  
My love for you will always burn  
I know you’re lost and drifting  
But the clouds are lifting  
Don’t give up, you have somewhere to turn

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2016, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5060 "2016-01-22T17:47:20Z")

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Admiral Halsey notified me  
He had to have a berth or he couldn’t get to sea  
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a butter pie  
(The butter wouldn’t melt so I put it in the pie)

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