# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2016, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5141 "2016-02-04T23:56:41Z")

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One bright morning in the middle of the night  
Two dead boys got up to fight  
Back-to-back they faced one another  
Drew their swords and shot each other  
A deaf policeman heard the noise  
And came and killed those two dead boys  
If you don’t believe my lie is true,  
Ask the blind man – he saw it too!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5142 "2016-02-05T01:45:06Z")

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It’s hard to see how the tables have turned  
It’s hard to see how the people have learned  
It’s hard to watch the past drizzling past  
It’s hard to watch them picking the cast

And it stacks up badly that it never makes sense  
You sense that sensation is who’s paying the rent  
And she beckons to you with her fingers and lies  
She says: “Can’t you slice the price of your paradise?”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5143 "2016-02-05T03:48:48Z")

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And the most she will do is throw shadows at you,  
But she’s always a woman to me.

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5144 "2016-02-05T03:53:28Z")

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Can’t you see, Lord, Can’t you see,  
What that woman she been doing to me.  
Can’t you see, can’t you see,  
What that woman, she been doing to me.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5145 "2016-02-05T15:14:19Z")

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The more that I see you, the more that I miss you  
The less that I care  
I know I should try to kiss you goodbye, but  
You’re never there

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5146 "2016-02-05T16:15:17Z")

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The more I see you,  
The more I want you.  
Somehow this feeling  
Just grows and grows.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5147 "2016-02-05T19:02:31Z")

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All the good love  
When we’re all alone  
Keep it up, girl  
Yeah, you turn me on  
I’m hooked on a feeling  
I’m high on believing  
That you’re in love with me

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**Author:** ![zadscmc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@zadscmc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zadscmc)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5148 "2016-02-05T19:19:37Z")

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She said, “I wanna learn a love song full of happy things.”  
She said, “I wanna learn a love song; won’t you let me hear you sing?”  
She said, “I wanna learn a love song, I wanna hear you play.”  
She said, “I wanna learn a love song before you go away.”

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5149 "2016-02-05T19:27:21Z")

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You’d think that people would have had enough of silly love songs  
But I look around me and I see it isn’t so  
Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs  
And what’s wrong with that, I’d like to know

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5150 "2016-02-05T21:07:29Z")

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Let him sit beside you  
Eat right off your plate  
You don’t have to be afraid  
There’s nothing here to hate  
Ah, princess you might like it  
If you lower your defence  
Kiss that frog, and you will  
Get your prince

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5151 "2016-02-05T21:54:22Z")

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_I’m sick of all your bitchin’  
'Bout your poodles and your pills  
And I just can’t see no humor  
About your way of life  
And I think I can do more for you  
With this here fork and knife  
Eat the rich  
There’s only one thing that they are good for  
Eat the rich  
Take one bite now - come back for more_

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5152 "2016-02-05T22:30:15Z")

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Well, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat  
Yes, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat  
Well, you must tell me, baby  
How your head feels under somethin’ like that  
Under your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat

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**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2016, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5153 "2016-02-06T03:20:31Z")

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Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates  
You got a brand new key  
I think that we should get together and try them out you see  
I been looking around awhile  
You got something for me

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2016, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5154 "2016-02-06T03:36:43Z")

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She’s bought a hat like Princess Marina’s  
To wear at all her social affairs  
She wears it when she’s cleaning the windows  
She wears it when she’s scrubbing the stairs  
But you will never see her at Ascot  
She can’t afford the time or the fare  
But she’s bought a hat like Princess Marina’s  
So she don’t care

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2016, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5155 "2016-02-06T14:56:37Z")

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I think I’m gonna be sad  
I think it’s today, yeah  
The girl that’s driving me mad  
Is going away

She’s got a ticket to ride  
She’s got a ticket to ride  
She’s got a ticket to ride  
But she don’t care

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2016, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5156 "2016-02-07T03:42:54Z")

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Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane  
Ain’t got time to take a fast train  
Lonely days are gone, I’m-a goin’ home  
My baby, just-a wrote me a letter

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2016, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5157 "2016-02-07T06:03:04Z")

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When I come back, I’ll bring your wedding ring.  
So kiss me and smile for me, tell me that you’ll wait for me, hold me like you’ll never let me go.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2016, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5158 "2016-02-07T12:53:55Z")

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Devil and the deep blue sea behind me  
Vanish in the air you’ll never find me  
I will turn your flesh to alabaster  
Then you will find your servant is your master

And you’ll be wrapped around my finger

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2016, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5159 "2016-02-07T15:44:41Z")

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I’m swimming out on a blue, blue ocean  
You’re sailing out on a blue, blue sea  
Silhouettes and a vulture hoping  
He’s gonna pick the bones of you and me  
You and me

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2016, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5160 "2016-02-07T18:57:55Z")

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Sailing takes me away  
To where I’ve always heard it could be  
Just a dream and the wind to carry me  
And soon I will be free

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