# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5441 "2016-03-30T12:37:22Z")

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Sailin’ away on the crest of a wave  
It’s like magic  
Rollin’ and ridin’ and slippin’ and sliding  
It’s magic  
And you and your sweet desire  
You took me, oh, higher and higher baby  
It’s a livin’ thing  
It’s a terrible thing to lose  
It’s a givin’ thing  
What a terrible thing to lose

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5442 "2016-03-30T16:20:42Z")

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Livin’ in America, eye to eye, station to station  
Livin’ in America, hand to hand, across the nation  
Livin’ in America, got to have a celebration

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2016, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5443 "2016-03-31T21:29:13Z")

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Doot do do do do doot doot, living in the U.S.A.  
Doot do do do do doot doot, living in the U.S.A.

Where are you goin’ to?  
What are you gonna do?  
Do you think that it will be easy?  
Do you think that it will be pleasin’, hey hey

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2016, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5444 "2016-03-31T21:30:56Z")

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Sully is a singer and good one too, doobie doobie doo  
show it to him once and he’ll sing it do,  
doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie  
He will do his duty and his duty is a doobie doobie doo.  
do-doo, do-doo, doobie doobie doo

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2016, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5445 "2016-03-31T23:22:46Z")

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I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still  
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron  
Somebody told me that his name was Bill  
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2016, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5446 "2016-03-31T23:26:13Z")

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Scooby-Dooby-Doo, here are you.  
You’re ready and you’re willing.  
If we can count on you, Scooby-Doo,  
I know we’ll catch that villain

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5447 "2016-04-01T12:00:58Z")

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You can count on me like one two three  
I’ll be there  
And I know when I need it I can count on you like four three two  
You’ll be there  
'Cause that’s what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5448 "2016-04-01T12:17:52Z")

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1-2-3, oh, that’s how elementary it’s gonna be  
C’mon, let’s fall in love, it’s easy (it’s so easy)  
Like takin’ candy (like takin’ candy) from a baby

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5449 "2016-04-01T14:58:31Z")

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One, two, three, four  
Tell me that you love me more  
Sleepless long nights  
That is what my youth was for

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5450 "2016-04-01T14:59:37Z")

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One two three four  
Can I have a little more  
Five six seven eight nine ten  
I love you

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5451 "2016-04-01T15:26:36Z")

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Punished for his written thoughts  
Starving for his fame  
Working blindly, building blocks  
Number for a name  
His blood flows frozen to the snow

Red blood, white snow  
He knows frozen rivers won’t flow  
So cold, so true  
Mother Russia-he cries for you

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5452 "2016-04-01T17:35:19Z")

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Been away so long I hardly knew the place  
Gee it’s good to be back home  
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case  
Honey disconnect the phone  
I’m back in the U.S.S.R.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5453 "2016-04-01T22:34:41Z")

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In an apartment on Times Square  
You can assemble them anywhere  
Held to ransom, hell to pay  
A revolution every day  
U.S.S.R., G.D.R., London, New York, Peking  
It’s the puppets, it’s the puppets pull the strings

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5454 "2016-04-01T23:37:03Z")

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Just follow the stairway,  
To this lonely world of mine.  
You’ll find me waiting here,  
In apartment number nine.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5455 "2016-04-02T07:09:39Z")

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Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number…

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5456 "2016-04-02T11:35:53Z")

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I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth  
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth  
She’s got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine  
Sellin’ little bottles of Love Potion Number Nine

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5457 "2016-04-02T14:32:48Z")

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Workin’ 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin’  
Barely gettin’ by, it’s all takin’ and no givin’  
They just use your mind and they never give you credit  
It’s enough to drive you crazy if you let it  
9 to 5, for service and devotion  
You would think that I would deserve a fat promotion  
Want to move ahead but the boss won’t seem to let me  
I swear sometimes that man is out to get me!

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5458 "2016-04-02T15:22:24Z")

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Hey I’m not complaining 'cause I really need the work  
Hitting up my buddy’s got me feeling like a jerk  
Hundred dollar car note, two hundred rent  
I get a check on Friday, but it’s already spent

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5459 "2016-04-02T15:28:29Z")

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I got in town a month ago, I seen a lotta girls since then  
If I could meet 'em I could get 'em but as yet I haven’t met 'em  
That’s why I’m in the shape I’m in

Here another Saturday night and I ain’t got nobody  
I got some money 'cause I just got paid  
How I wish I had someone to talk to  
I’m in an awful way

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5460 "2016-04-02T18:42:25Z")

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I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole and then I followed it in  
I watched myself crawlin’ out as I was crawlin’ in  
I got up so tight I couldn’t unwind  
I saw so much I broke my mind  
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

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