# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2016, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5521 "2016-04-11T13:01:36Z")

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Bend me, shape me  
Anyway you want me  
Long as you love me  
It’s all right  
Bend me, shape me  
Anyway you want me  
You got the power to turn on the light

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2016, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5522 "2016-04-11T18:12:19Z")

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Nothing that’s forced can ever be right  
If it doesn’t come naturally leave it

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2016, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5523 "2016-04-11T18:20:54Z")

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They’re gonna put me in the movies  
They’re gonna make a big star out of me  
We’ll make a film about a man that’s sad and lonely  
And all I gotta do is act naturally

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2016, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5524 "2016-04-11T21:15:09Z")

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Because I’ve seen that movie too  
The one where the players are acting surprised  
Saying love’s just a four letter word  
Between forcing smiles, with the knives in their eyes  
Well their actions become so absurd

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2016, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5525 "2016-04-11T22:10:34Z")

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Sometimes I get the feeling I’ve passed this way one time in life before  
Like the rerun of some movie I’ve seen a thousand Saturdays ago  
I know exactly what your gonna say before it happens in each scene  
And I find myself rehearsing for that blackout situation  
Where the punchline reaches out and punches me

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2016, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5526 "2016-04-11T23:19:51Z")

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Like Columbus in the olden days, we must gather all our courage.  
Sail our ships out on the open sea. Cast away our fears  
And all the years will come and go, and take us up, always up.  
We may never pass this way again. We may never pass this way again

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5527 "2016-04-12T00:51:25Z")

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Waiting for my smaller world  
It’s going to come somehow  
Oh Columbus, I wish that you could see us now  
We don’t possess a single empty tear or furrowed brow  
Oh Columbus, I wish that you could see us now

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5528 "2016-04-12T00:54:04Z")

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So you dream of Columbus  
Ever time the panic starts  
You dream of Columbus  
With your maps and your beautiful charts  
You dream of Columbus  
With an ache in your travelling heart

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5529 "2016-04-12T02:00:48Z")

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Anchored in the surf  
Their journey’s at an end  
The pilgrims set their feet on virgin land  
They’re sailing to America, fly the banners high  
They’re sailing to America, set the rigging high

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5530 "2016-04-12T02:24:38Z")

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So hoist up the John B’s sail  
See how the main sail sets  
Call for the Captain ashore  
Let me go home, let me go home  
I want to go home, yeah yeah  
Well I feel so broke up  
I want to go home

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5531 "2016-04-12T02:52:07Z")

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I was told we’d cruise the seas for American gold  
We’d fire no guns-shed no tears  
Now I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier  
The last of Barrett’s Privateers.

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5532 "2016-04-12T11:51:23Z")

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Goldfinger  
He’s the man, the man with the Midas touch  
A spider’s touch  
Such a cold finger  
Beckons you to enter his web of sin  
But don’t go in

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5533 "2016-04-12T11:52:44Z")

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Gold - said the man to the many  
I want money and I’ll make it grow  
I will count my worth in gold - wealth untold  
I’ll sell my soul - Midas Man  
Sold - said the man to the many  
Work for me, I’ll only steal your time  
I will count my money out, there’s no doubt  
I’ll sell my soul - Midas Man - Midas Man

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5534 "2016-04-12T12:55:38Z")

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Midas touch  
The mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty Midas Touch  
The Midas touch  
The mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty Midas Touch  
Midas touch  
The mighty, mighty Midas Touch

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5535 "2016-04-12T16:00:09Z")

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There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold  
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven  
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed  
With a word she can get what she came for  
Ooh, ooh, and she’s buying a stairway to heaven

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**Author:** ![davida03801](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5e925/32.png) [@davida03801](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davida03801)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5536 "2016-04-12T17:22:05Z")

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Oh, I forbid you maidens all  
That wear gold in your hair  
To come or go by Carter Hall  
For young Tam Lin is there

If you go by Carter Hall  
You must leave him a wad  
Either your rings or green mantle  
Or else your maidenhead

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5537 "2016-04-12T18:13:44Z")

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Well, I keep on thinkin’ 'bout you, Sister Golden Hair surprise  
And I just can’t live without you; can’t you see it in my eyes?  
I been one poor correspondent, and I been too, too hard to find  
But it doesn’t mean you ain’t been on my mind

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5538 "2016-04-12T19:01:00Z")

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There was once a country maiden came to London for a trip,  
And her golden hair was hanging down her back;  
She was weary of the country so she gave her folks the slip,  
And her golden hair was hanging down her back.

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5539 "2016-04-12T19:34:13Z")

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Come all ye maidens young and fair  
And you that are blooming in your prime  
Always beware and keep your garden fair  
Let no man steal away your thyme

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5540 "2016-04-12T19:54:43Z")

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I don’t know if we’re in a garden  
Or on a crowded avenue

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