# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2016, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5721 "2016-05-02T15:53:17Z")

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Rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong  
Shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom  
Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop  
Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo  
Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy  
Shoo-be doo-wop she-bop  
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yippity dip de doom

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2016, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5722 "2016-05-02T17:01:50Z")

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Boom shaka-laka-laka, boom shaka-laka-laka boom

Feeling’s nitty-gritty  
Sound is in the city too  
Music’s still flashin’ me  
Don’t ya, don’t ya, don’t don’t don’t ya want to get higher  
Baby baby baby light my fire  
I wanna take you higher

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2016, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5723 "2016-05-02T17:43:17Z")

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Once I hated this city  
Now it can’t get me down  
Slushy, humid and gritty  
What a pretty town

What thought I could be duller  
More depressing, less gay  
Now my favorite color  
Is gray

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2016, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5724 "2016-05-02T18:03:48Z")

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And I’m black and white in a grey world  
Black and white in a grey world  
Black and white in a grey world

It’s not so easy finding answers in the shade  
It takes some patience, takes some grit  
But it’s better than throwing all you colors in the street  
What’s life without color in it?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2016, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5725 "2016-05-02T21:18:18Z")

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So leave your riches and your houses on the hills  
Cancel all your credit cards and settle up your bills  
Cause you won’t need them anymore  
Close down the factories, blow up all the stores  
Cause there’s a pink world comin’ down  
Yeah, there’s a pink world comin’ down

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2016, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5726 "2016-05-02T23:06:29Z")

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I want to be your lover  
I wanna wrap you in rubber  
As pink as the sheets that we lay on  
Pink it’s my favorite crayon, yeah

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5727 "2016-05-03T01:47:19Z")

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Little boxes on the hillside,  
Little boxes made of ticky tacky  
Little boxes on the hillside,  
Little boxes all the same,  
There’s a pink one and a green one  
And a blue one and a yellow one  
And they’re all made out of ticky tacky  
And they all look just the same.

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5728 "2016-05-03T12:02:51Z")

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Day after day, alone on the hill  
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still  
But nobody wants to know him  
They can see that he’s just a fool  
And he never gives an answer

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5729 "2016-05-03T12:40:07Z")

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Who’s the fool with the cross-eyed stare,  
The turned up nose and moronic glare?  
Who’s that simpleton standing over there?  
Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5730 "2016-05-03T13:57:56Z")

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What a fool believes he sees  
A wise man has the power  
To reason away  
What seems to be  
Is always better than nothing  
And nothing at all keeps sending him

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5731 "2016-05-03T14:02:18Z")

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You’ve got to know when to hold ‘em  
Know when to fold ‘em  
Know when to walk away  
And know when to run  
You never count your money  
When you’re sittin’ at the table  
There’ll be time enough for countin’  
When the dealin’s done

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5732 "2016-05-03T16:20:30Z")

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But I got to ramble (ramblin’ man)  
Oh I got to gamble (gamblin’ man)  
Got to got to ramble (ramblin’ man)  
I was born a ramblin’ gamblin’ man

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5733 "2016-05-03T17:08:52Z")

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[Had to check to be sure they were in fact two different songs- **Thin Ice** ’s is a Bob Seger tune, not Allman Brothers…possible plagiarism-by the latter?]  
Lord, I was born a ramblin’ man,  
Tryin’ to make a livin’ and doin’ the best I can.  
And when it’s time for leavin’,  
I hope you’ll understand,  
That I was born a ramblin’ man.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5734 "2016-05-03T17:13:53Z")

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Workin’ 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin’  
Barely gettin’ by, it’s all takin’ and no givin’  
They just use your mind and they never give you credit  
It’s enough to drive you crazy if you let it  
9 to 5, for service and devotion  
You would think that I would deserve a fat promotion  
Want to move ahead but the boss won’t seem to let me  
I swear sometimes that man is out to get me!

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5735 "2016-05-03T18:00:04Z")

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My baby takes the morning train  
He works from nine to five and then  
He takes another home, to find me waiting for him.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5736 "2016-05-03T18:02:40Z")

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Well he’s the one they’ll choose,  
You know he just can’t lose,  
Hear him knocking.  
There ain’t another rig  
That’s even half as big,  
Hear him knocking.  
Everybody’s gonna say “that train is smart”,  
The mighty diesel engine is a work of art.  
The undisputed leader of the Rolling Stock  
See me knock.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5737 "2016-05-03T18:07:19Z")

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Do you hear that whistle down the line?  
I figure that it’s Engine Number 49  
She’s the only one that’ll sound that way  
On the Atchison, Topeka and the Santa Fe

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5738 "2016-05-03T18:16:16Z")

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Nosy folks will come from near and far  
The passengers will watch me from the dining car  
As I’m ground into a bloody mess  
'Neath the Ashkebad, Tblisi, and Kiev Express!

You’ll hear that mournful whistle blow.  
My lingerie will wrap around the wheels below.  
All the way to old Siber-i-a  
On the Ashkebad  
The Ashkebad, Tblisi,  
The Ashkebad, Tblisi, and Kiev Express!

(Note: This was Forbidden Broadway’s tribute to Anna Karenina, one of the shortest running Broadway musicals of all time)

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5739 "2016-05-03T19:30:48Z")

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Tonight there’s a band, it ain’t such a bad one  
Play me a song, don’t make it a sad one  
I can’t even talk to these Russian girls  
The beer is lousy and the food is worse  
And it’s so damn cold, yes it’s so damn cold  
I know it’s hard to believe  
But I haven’t been warm for a week;

Moonlight and vodka, takes me away  
Midnight in Moscow is lunchtime in L.A.,  
Ooh play boys, play…

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5740 "2016-05-04T00:33:36Z")

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Viktor was born in the spring of '44  
And never saw his father anymore  
A child of sacrifice, a child of war  
Another son who never had a father after Leningrad

Went off to school and learned to serve the state  
Followed the rules and drank his vodka straight  
The only way to live was drown the hate  
A Russian life was very sad and such was life in Leningrad

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