# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2016, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5861 "2016-05-16T23:59:06Z")

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Rome, Georgia, Athens, Texas  
And Paris, Tennessee

No we’re not the jet set  
We’re the old Chevrolet set

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5862 "2016-05-17T00:43:25Z")

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I’ve been to,  
Reno  
Chicago  
Fargo  
Minnesota  
Buffalo  
Toronto  
Winslow  
Sarasota  
Whichta  
Tulsa  
Ottowa  
Oklahoma  
Tampa  
Panama  
Mattua  
LaPaloma  
Bangor  
Baltimore  
Salvador  
Amarillo  
Tocapillo  
Pocotello  
Amperdllo  
I’m a Killer

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5863 "2016-05-17T01:09:56Z")

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Well, I’m near the end and I just ain’t got the time  
And I’m wasted and I can’t find my way home

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5864 "2016-05-17T11:58:41Z")

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The blue bus is callin’ us  
The blue bus is callin’ us  
Driver, where you takin’ us

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5865 "2016-05-17T15:41:01Z")

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The Magical Mystery Tour  
Is coming to take you away  
Coming to take you away

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5866 "2016-05-17T15:55:19Z")

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Watching I keep waiting still anticipating love  
Never hesitating to become the fated ones  
Turning and returning to some secret place to hide  
Watching in slow motion as you turn to me and say, my love

Take my breath away

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5867 "2016-05-17T16:50:54Z")

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Wo wo wo wo, wo wo wo wo  
Wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo  
My love does it good

Oh, I love, oh, my love  
Only my love does it good to me

Wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5868 "2016-05-18T02:18:29Z")

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But only love can break your heart  
Try to be sure right from the start  
Yes only love can break your heart  
What if your world should fall apart?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5869 "2016-05-18T12:37:21Z")

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As the pain sweeps through,  
Makes no sense for you.  
Every thrill is gone.  
Wasn’t too much fun at all,  
But I’ll be there for you  
As the world falls down.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5870 "2016-05-18T13:01:13Z")

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When you try too much you lose control  
Pressure rises, and so I’m told  
Something’s got to give  
High life ecstasy  
You might as well live

I can’t see, I can’t speak  
I couldn’t take more than another week  
Without you, oh no  
So I will drink my fill  
Till the thrill is you

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5871 "2016-05-18T15:26:00Z")

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I don’t ordinarily drink with strangers,  
I most usually drink alone.  
You were so awfully nice to me,  
And I’m so terribly far from home.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5872 "2016-05-18T15:29:26Z")

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Every morning just before breakfast  
I don’t want no coffee or tea  
Just me and good buddy Weiser  
That’s all I ever need  
'Cause I drink alone  
Yeah, with nobody else  
Yeah, you know when I drink alone  
I prefer to be by myself

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5873 "2016-05-18T15:36:15Z")

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I don’t talk to strangers  
Unless they look like you  
And smile almost too sweetly,  
Disarming me completely  
I know all the dangers  
In trying something new  
Yet I, wanting you madly,  
Need all the dangers badly  
I want to talk to a stranger tonight

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5874 "2016-05-18T17:46:09Z")

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I don’t take waifs and strays back home with me  
My bleeding heart does not extend to eternity

Yes I’d have to say I like my privacy, see  
Did you know you’re on closed-circuit TV?  
So smile at me

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5875 "2016-05-18T17:57:10Z")

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Television! The idiot tube  
Helps to raise our children as fools  
Watch the news, see what they want you to see  
Our awareness is limited by network VPs  
Moronic sit-coms, one sided news  
Alter your feeling, give you conformist views  
Why can’t you get that garbage out of your head?  
You’re better off to read a good book instead

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2016, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5876 "2016-05-19T01:41:57Z")

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Hear the sound of music drifting in the aisles  
Elevator Prozac stretching on for miles  
The music of the future will not entertain  
It’s only meant to repress and neutralize your brain

Soul gets squeezed out, edges get blunt  
Demographic gives what you want

One of the wonders of the world is going down  
It’s going down I know  
It’s one of the blunders of the world that no-one cares  
No-one cares enough

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2016, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5877 "2016-05-19T01:59:23Z")

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You play the guitar on the M.T.V.  
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it  
Money for nothin’ and your chicks for free.

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2016, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5878 "2016-05-19T12:18:34Z")

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You check out Guitar George, he knows all the chords  
Mind he’s strictly rhythm, he doesn’t want to make it cry or sing  
They said an old guitar is all he can afford  
When he gets up under the lights to play his thing

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2016, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5879 "2016-05-19T12:45:21Z")

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When I was a little bitty boy  
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy  
Silver bells hangin’ on a string  
she told me it was my ding a ling

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2016, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/5880 "2016-05-19T13:32:10Z")

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The years have gone by too quickly it seems,  
I have my own little boy  
And yesterday I gave to him  
My marvelous little toy:  
His eyes nearly popped right out of his head  
And he gave a squeal of glee!  
Neither one of us knows just what it is  
But he loves it just like me!

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