# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6381 "2016-07-21T14:45:05Z")

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I got my shoes shined up  
I got my hair slicked down  
'Cause baby I wanna hit the town  
Call me - Pennsylvania 6-5000

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6382 "2016-07-21T16:57:19Z")

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I got my black shirt on  
I got my black gloves on  
I got my ski mask on  
This shit’s been too long  
I got my twelve gauge sawed off  
I got my headlights turned off  
I’m 'bout to bust some shots off  
I’m 'bout to dust some cops off

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6383 "2016-07-21T17:03:04Z")

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Come on babe, why don’t we paint the town, and all that Jazz  
I’m gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockin’s down  
And all that Jazz  
Start the car, I know a whoopee spot  
Where the gin is cold but the piano’s hot  
It’s just a noisy hall, where there’s a nightly brawl  
And all that jazz.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6384 "2016-07-21T17:29:34Z")

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There’s a crazy little shack beyond the tracks  
And ev’rybody calls it the sugar shack  
Well, it’s just a coffeehouse and it’s made out of wood  
Expresso coffee tastes mighty good

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6385 "2016-07-21T17:36:58Z")

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Way down among Brazilians  
Coffee beans grow by the billions  
So they’ve got to find those extra cups to fill  
They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil  
You can’t get cherry soda  
'Cause they’ve got to fill that quota  
And the way things are I’ll bet they never will  
They’ve got a zillion tons of coffee in Brazil

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6386 "2016-07-21T22:21:39Z")

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It could be a spoonful of coffee  
It could be a spoonful of tea  
But a little spoon of your precious love  
Is good enough for me

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6387 "2016-07-21T23:27:35Z")

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You used to smile at me,  
Give me something I need,  
Bring me coffee or tea,  
And call me pretty little bee

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6388 "2016-07-21T23:39:35Z")

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Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees  
And the flowers and the trees  
And the moon up above  
And a thing called ‘Love’

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6389 "2016-07-22T01:35:38Z")

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The power of love is a curious thing  
Make a one man weep, make another man sing  
Change a hawk to a little white dove  
More than a feeling that’s the power of love

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6390 "2016-07-22T03:58:54Z")

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Bring your heart to believing  
Sing a song, it’ll make your day  
Life ain’t about no retrieving  
Sing a song, it’ll make a way  
Give yourself what you need  
Sing a song, it’ll make your day  
Smile, smile smile and believe  
Sing a song, it’ll make a way  
…sing a song

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6391 "2016-07-22T13:32:16Z")

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Oh we ain’t got a barrel of money  
Maybe we’re ragged and funny  
But we travel along singing a song  
Side by side

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6392 "2016-07-22T13:43:36Z")

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Ports in a storm,  
Comfy and cozy,  
Side by side by side.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6393 "2016-07-22T15:06:36Z")

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I’ve been waiting for her so long  
Open the sky (and let her come down)

Here comes the rain I love the rain  
Here she comes again  
Rain

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6394 "2016-07-22T20:32:38Z")

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Well I love a rainy night I love a rainy night  
I love to hear the thunder  
Watch the lightning when I lights up the sky  
You know it makes me feel good

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6395 "2016-07-23T03:58:32Z")

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It’s like thunder, lightning  
The way you love me is frightening  
You better knock, knock, knock on wood, baby  
Oooowhooohoohoohoo-oooo  
Baby, oooowhooohoohoohoo-oooo – whooooo!!!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6396 "2016-07-23T13:45:55Z")

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Whoa-oo whoa-oo whoa-oo whoa-ho-ho-ho oh, I  
Yeah, ha  
Oh, I Oh, I  
Whoa-oo whoa-oo whoa-oo whoa-ho-ho-ho oh, I  
Oh, I Oh, I  
Whoa-oo whoa-oo whoa-oo whoa-ho-ho-ho oh, I  
Hey

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6397 "2016-07-23T14:34:13Z")

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I am Santa Claus  
Ho ho ho ho ho  
Flying Through the snow  
Can you hear him ho ho ho  
He’s so full of cheer  
Only has to work one day a year

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6398 "2016-07-23T14:35:44Z")

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Well, hello man  
Take the coat off that snowman  
For Frosty’s beginning to thaw.  
He’ll grin and bare it.  
Look at his carrot!  
Sing It! Fa la la la la la la.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6399 "2016-07-23T18:05:11Z")

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Save your money, don’t go to the show  
Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh  
Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh  
Well I turned around and I said ho, ho  
And the northern lights commenced to glow  
And she said, with a tear in her eye  
Watch out where the huskies go,  
and don’t you eat that yellow snow

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6400 "2016-07-24T01:37:19Z")

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Glow little glow worm, fly of fire  
Glow like an incandescent wire  
Glow for the female of the species  
Turn on the AC and the DC

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