# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6741 "2016-09-14T15:12:58Z")

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Everybody have fun tonight  
Everybody have fun tonight  
Everybody Wang Chung tonight  
Everybody have fun tonight  
Everybody Wang Chung tonight  
Everybody have fun

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6742 "2016-09-14T15:16:22Z")

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Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh  
Don’t worry  
Woo-ooh-woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh  
Be happy  
Woo-ooh-woo-ooh-ooh  
Don’t worry, be happy

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6743 "2016-09-14T15:53:47Z")

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I guess I should’ve kept my mouth shut when I started to brag about my car  
But I can’t back down now because I pushed the other guys too far  
She makes me come alive  
And makes me want to drive  
When she says “Don’t worry baby”

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6744 "2016-09-14T16:36:04Z")

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She’s flying in the face of fashion, yeah  
Seems to have a will of her own  
In lieu of what you’re saying so frequently  
She seems to have it all adds up

She’s singin’: world shut your mouth, shut your mouth  
Put your head back in the clouds and shut your mouth

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6745 "2016-09-14T16:36:50Z")

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Told my girl I have to forget her  
Rather buy me a new carburetor  
So she made tracks saying this is the end now  
Cars don’t talk back, they’re just four-wheeled friends now

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6746 "2016-09-15T11:45:58Z")

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Here in my car  
I feel safest of all  
I can lock all my doors  
It’s the only way to live  
In cars

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6747 "2016-09-15T12:57:04Z")

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It’s got a Lincoln motor and it’s really souped up.  
That Model A Vitimix makes it look like a pup.  
It’s got eight cylinders; uses them all.  
It’s got overdrive, just won’t stall.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6748 "2016-09-15T13:36:19Z")

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We’ll get some overhead lifters and four barrel quads, oh yeah  
(Keep talkin’. Oh, keep talking!)  
Fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods, oh yeah  
(I’ll get it ready; I’ll kill to get it ready!)  
With a four speed on the floor she’ll be waiting at the door.  
You know without a doubt I’ll be really making out  
In Greased Lightnin’.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6749 "2016-09-15T14:22:18Z")

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Lightning crashes a new mother cries  
Her placenta falls to the floor  
The angel opens her eyes  
The confusion sets in  
Before the doctor can even close the door

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6750 "2016-09-15T15:25:41Z")

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On the day I was born  
The nurses all gathered 'round  
And they gazed in wide wonder  
At the joy they had found  
The head nurse spoke up  
And she said leave this one alone  
She could tell right away  
That I was bad to the bone

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6751 "2016-09-15T16:43:04Z")

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On the day that you were born  
The angels got together  
And decided to create a dream come true  
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair  
And golden starlight in your eyes of blue

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6752 "2016-09-15T18:18:36Z")

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Sweet dreams are made of this  
Who am I to disagree?  
I travel the world  
And the seven seas,  
Everybody’s looking for something.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6753 "2016-09-15T18:58:45Z")

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A longing for  
Some fresher feeling  
Belonging  
Or just forever kneeling  
Where is the sense in stealing  
Without the grace to be it

Seven seas  
Swimming them so well  
Glad to see  
My face among them  
Kissing the tortoise shell

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6754 "2016-09-16T01:05:52Z")

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Fear me you lords and lady preachers  
I descend upon your earth from the skies  
I command your very souls you unbelievers  
Bring before me what is mine  
The seven seas of rhye

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6755 "2016-09-16T03:50:54Z")

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You tell me you’re an unbeliever  
Spiritualists? Well me I’m neither  
Wouldn’t you like to know the truth?  
Oh what’s out there, to have the proof  
And find out just which side you’re on  
Where would you end, in Heaven or in Hell?

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6756 "2016-09-16T12:10:45Z")

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No stop signs, speed limit  
Nobody’s gonna slow me down  
Like a wheel, gonna spin it  
Nobody’s gonna mess me around  
Hey Satan, paid my dues  
Playing in a rocking band  
Hey mama, look at me  
I’m on my way to the promised land, whoo!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6757 "2016-09-16T13:09:23Z")

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One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!  
Well, there’s too much traffic, I can’t pass, no!  
So I tried my best illegal move  
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!  
Gonna write me up a 125  
Post my face wanted dead or alive  
Take my license, all that jive  
I can’t drive 55! Oh No!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6758 "2016-09-16T13:25:44Z")

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One toke over the line sweet Jesus  
One toke over the line  
Sittin’ downtown in a railway station  
One toke over the line  
Awaitin’ for the train that goes home, sweet Mary  
Hopin’ that the train is on time  
Sittin’ downtown in a railway station  
One toke over the line

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6759 "2016-09-16T15:13:49Z")

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I had a job, I had a girl  
I had something going, mister, in this world  
I got laid off down at the lumber yard  
Our love went bad, times got hard  
Now I work down at the car wash  
Where all it ever does is rain  
Don’t you feel like you’re a rider on a downbound train

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6760 "2016-09-16T21:40:04Z")

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Good times, bad times  
You know I had my share  
When my woman left home  
With a brown eyed man  
Well, I still don’t seem to care

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