# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 340
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6781 "2016-09-19T04:43:40Z")
Southern Man, better keep your head Don’t forget what your good book said Southern change gonna come at last Now your crosses are burning fast ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6782 "2016-09-19T10:23:11Z")
She’s the candle Burning in my room I’m like the needle Needle and spoon Over the counter With a shotgun Pretty soon, everybody got one And the fever when I’m beside her Desire, Desire ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6783 "2016-09-19T15:29:21Z")
I sat down on a log, took her on my lap She said wait a minute bud, you got to see my pap He’s gotta sixteen gauge choked down like a rifle He don’t like a man that’s gonna trifle Shotgun boogie, draws a bead so fine Look out big boy, he’s loaded all the time ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6784 "2016-09-19T15:39:13Z")
Hey!..Look out!..Stop! You’re gonna hurt someone With that old shot-gun! E h h h h . . . What’s up, Doc? ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6785 "2016-09-19T18:28:27Z")
Hey Joe, where you goin’ with that gun of yours? Hey Joe, I said where you goin’ with that gun in your hand, oh I’m goin’ down to shoot my old lady You know I caught her messin’ 'round with another man ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6786 "2016-09-19T18:34:55Z")
I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see, I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see. When I kill all the whities I see, then whitey he won’t bother me, I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6787 "2016-09-19T19:51:31Z")
He came inside, took a seat They didn’t know he didn’t come to eat Asked for his order, got a bullet instead Ronald can’t help… Ronald is dead Now the golden arches are bloodstained red Ronald is dead… took a bullet in the head May I take your order please? NOOOO!!! Oh my God he’s got a gun! McDonaldland Massacre ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6788 "2016-09-19T23:59:34Z")
I’ve been eating most my life, Eating in this fast food paradise. I’ll have a Big Mac, Coke, and fries, Eating in this fast food paradise. Skyline Chili with extra spice, Is a dish in fast food paradise. Gettin’ in jeans is exercise, When you’re in a fast food paradise. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6789 "2016-09-20T00:04:28Z")
Down on the corner by the traffic light Everybody’s lookin’ as she goes by They turn their heads and they watch her till she’s gone Lord have mercy baby’s got her blue jeans on ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6790 "2016-09-20T00:11:15Z")
Honey’s sweet But it ain’t nothin’ next to baby’s treat And if you pardon me I’d like to say We’ll do okay Forever in blue jeans ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6791 "2016-09-20T00:12:39Z")
Blue Jean, I just met me a girl named Blue Jean Blue Jean, she got a camouflaged face and no money Remember they always let you down when you need 'em Oh, Blue Jean, is heaven any sweeter than Blue Jean? ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6792 "2016-09-20T01:59:08Z")
Jean, Jean, you’re young and alive Come out of your half-dreamed dream And run, if you will, to the top of the hill Open your arms, bonnie Jean ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6793 "2016-09-20T10:23:20Z")
My Bonnie lies over the ocean My Bonnie lies over the sea My Bonnie lies over the ocean Oh bring back my Bonnie to me ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6794 "2016-09-20T16:44:31Z")
If you ever change your mind About leaving, leaving me behind Oh, oh, bring it to me Bring your sweet loving Bring it on home to me ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6795 "2016-09-20T22:42:56Z")
Bye, bye Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die This’ll be the day that I die ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6796 "2016-09-20T22:47:51Z")
Satan watches all of us, smiles as some do his bidding Try to escape the grasp of my hand and your life will no longer exist Hear our cry, save us from the Hell in which we live We turn our heads toward the sky and listen for the steel Die by the sword Die by the sword ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6797 "2016-09-20T23:22:45Z")
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord; He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored; He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword: His truth is marching on. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2016, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6798 "2016-09-21T01:20:51Z")
When Johnny comes marching home again, Hurrah! Hurrah! We’ll give him a hearty welcome then Hurrah! Hurrah! The men will cheer and the boys will shout The ladies they will all turn out And we’ll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2016, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6799 "2016-09-21T02:27:42Z")
I’ve got something to put in you, I’ve got something to put in you, I’ve got something to put in you, At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar. Wow! (Shout out loud) You’re a superstar, at the gay bar. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2016, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/6800 "2016-09-21T02:29:33Z")
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