# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7101 "2016-11-03T15:33:32Z")

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Put a stake through my heart  
And drag me into sunlight  
So awake for your greed  
As you’re slaying the dreamer

Blame me, it’s me  
Coward, a good for nothing scapegoat  
Dumb kid, living a dream  
Romantic only on the paper

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7102 "2016-11-03T15:42:52Z")

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It’s a dream come true, which one will it be?  
It’s a dream come true, we’ll just wait and see

Only the lucky ones get to steal the show  
Only the lucky ones really get to know  
Only the lucky, only the lucky ones get lucky

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7103 "2016-11-03T16:50:56Z")

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What’s the deal, spin the wheel  
If the dice are hot, take a shot  
Play your cards, show us what you got  
What you’re holding  
If the cards are cold  
Don’t go folding  
Lady Luck is golden  
She favors the bold, that’s cold  
Stop throwing stones  
The night has a thousand saxophones  
So get out there and rock  
And roll the bones

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7104 "2016-11-03T17:37:29Z")

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Luck be a lady tonight  
Luck be a lady tonight  
Luck if you’ve been a lady to begin with  
Luck be a lady tonight

Luck let a gentleman see  
Just how nice a dame you can be  
I know the way you’ve treated other guys you’ve been with  
Luck be a lady with me

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7105 "2016-11-03T18:54:45Z")

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Well, she’s all you’d ever want  
She’s the kind I like to flaunt and take to dinner  
But she always knows her place  
She’s got style, she’s got grace, she’s a winner  
She’s a lady  
Oh, whoa, whoa, she’s a lady  
Talkin’ about that little lady  
And the lady is mine

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7106 "2016-11-03T21:56:09Z")

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She gets too hungry for dinner at eight.  
She likes the theatre, and never comes late.  
She never bothers with people she’d hate.  
That’s why the lady is a tramp.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7107 "2016-11-03T22:18:18Z")

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After eight  
A rendezvous with Kate  
She works late  
I’ve had a hard day watching color TV

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7108 "2016-11-04T00:36:39Z")

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Let me be weak, let me sleep and Dream Of Sheep.  
Oh I’ll wake up to any sound of engines  
Every gull a seeking craft  
I can’t keep my eyes open  
Wish I had my radio  
I’d tune into some friendly voices.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7109 "2016-11-04T00:41:47Z")

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Calling occupants of interplanetary craft  
Calling occupants of interplanetary most extraordinary craft

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7110 "2016-11-04T00:44:28Z")

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Sated!  
Now that I masturbated  
I’m in love but I’m hated.  
I don’t follow the crowd  
But I said you… Your covered in vile spew  
My filthy chunks are all over you

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7111 "2016-11-04T02:18:17Z")

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Sit around and watch the phone, but no one’s calling  
Call me pathetic, call me what you will  
My mother says to get a job  
But she don’t like the one she’s got  
When masturbation’s lost its fun, you’re fucking lonely

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**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7112 "2016-11-04T12:12:21Z")

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Body and beats, I stain my sheets – I don’t even know why

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7113 "2016-11-04T12:19:57Z")

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I’ve got an uncontrollable urge  
(He’s got an uncontrollable urge)  
I’ve got an uncontrollable

It’s got style, it’s got class  
So strong, I can’t let it pass I gotta tell you all about it  
I gotta scream and shout it

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7114 "2016-11-04T23:32:18Z")

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Don’t you ever be sad  
Lean on me in times of bad  
When the day comes and you’re in doubt  
In a river of trouble about to drown

Hold on, hold on  
I’m coming, I’m coming  
Hold on, hold on  
I’m coming, I’m coming

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7115 "2016-11-05T01:11:34Z")

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Come on Eileen, oh I swear (what he means)  
At this moment, you mean everything  
You in that dress, my thoughts I confess  
Verge on dirty, ah come on Eileen

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**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7116 "2016-11-05T07:21:11Z")

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Silently she opens the drawer  
Mother’s little helper is coming out for more  
Strategically positioned before the midday show  
Her back is arched, those lips are parched  
Repeated blow by blow

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7117 "2016-11-05T09:16:52Z")

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But what if I’m a mermaid, in these jeans of his with her name still on it  
Hey, but I don’t care 'cause sometimes, I said sometimes I hear my voice.  
And it’s been here silent all these years

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7118 "2016-11-05T12:23:57Z")

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Good journey, love, time to go  
I checked your teeth and warmed your toes  
In the horizon I see them coming for you

The mermaid grace, the forever call  
Beauty in spyglass on an old man’s porch  
The mermaids you turned loose brought back your tears

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7119 "2016-11-05T12:39:47Z")

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What would touch me deeper  
Tears that fall from eyes that only cry?  
Would it touch you deeper  
Than tears that fall from eyes  
That know why?

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7120 "2016-11-05T13:50:59Z")

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Now you say you’re lonely,  
You cry the whole night through.  
Well you can cry me a river,  
Cry me a river,  
I cried a river over you.

Now you say you’re sorry,  
For being so untrue.  
Well you can cry me a river,  
Cry me a river,  
I cried a river over you.

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