# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7181 "2016-11-13T20:19:57Z")

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Well fun and games and laughter for the chosen few  
Here comes your nose and here comes you  
Je suis suicide, je suis pain  
Jabber indecision here we go again, I’m going

Oh we’re in love with beauty  
We’re in love with wealth  
We’re in love with mental health

I’m going cra-ya-yay-yazy

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7182 "2016-11-13T23:38:40Z")

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Crazy  
I’m crazy for feeling so lonely  
I’m crazy  
Crazy for feeling so blue  
I knew you’d love me as long as you wanted  
And then some day  
You’d leave me for somebody new  
…  
Oh, crazy  
For thinking that my love could hold you  
I’m crazy for trying  
And crazy for crying  
And I’m crazy for loving you

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7183 "2016-11-14T02:38:46Z")

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He stopped loving her today  
They placed a wreath upon his door  
And soon they’ll carry him away  
He stopped loving her today

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**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7184 "2016-11-14T10:56:38Z")

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I used to love her, Mm, yeah  
But I had to kill her  
I had to put her six feet under  
And I can still hear her complain

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7185 "2016-11-14T13:55:42Z")

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Hey Joe, where you goin’ with that gun in your hand?  
Hey Joe, I said where you goin’ with that gun in your hand?  
I’m goin’ down to shoot my old lady,  
You know I caught her messin’ 'round with another man

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7186 "2016-11-14T14:27:02Z")

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Now Charlie made the honor roll with ease  
Most all of his grades was A’s and B’s  
A real rip snorting, trigger squeezer  
Charlie proved a big crowd pleaser  
Though he had been known to make a couple C’s

Some were dying, some were weeping  
Some were studying, some were sleeping  
Some were shouting, Texas number one  
Some were running, some were falling  
Some were screaming, some were bawling  
Some thought the revolution had begun

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7187 "2016-11-14T15:12:19Z")

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I used to trust the media  
To tell me the truth, tell us the truth  
But now I’ve seen the payoffs everywhere I look  
Who do you trust when everyone’s a crook?

Revolution calling, revolution calling, revolution calling you  
There’s a revolution calling, revolution calling  
Gotta make a change  
Gotta push, gotta push it on through

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7188 "2016-11-14T17:17:24Z")

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Pictures of never ending dreams  
I can’t see what these images mean  
Locked inside me can’t set the rainbow free  
Like perishing flowers they sag and twist and die

There’s a revolution  
There’s a revolution yeah  
There’s a revolution  
There’s a revolution

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7189 "2016-11-14T17:25:07Z")

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So welcome to the real world  
Full of pain and hurt  
Where there’s a million excuses,  
And you know what they’re worth  
You say you’ve got your big problems  
Like everybody else  
You won’t find any answers until you find yourself

Inner revolution, shake it up baby  
There’s something in your life you don’t like,  
You got the power to change it

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7190 "2016-11-15T00:14:09Z")

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Well, shake it up, baby, now (Shake it up, baby)  
Twist and shout (Twist and shout)  
C’mon C’mon, C’mon, C’mon, baby, now (Come on baby)  
Come on and work it on out (Work it on out)

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**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7191 "2016-11-15T10:57:45Z")

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I’m so dizzy, my head is spinning  
Like a whirlpool, it never ends  
And it’s you, girl, making it spin  
You’re making me dizzy

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7192 "2016-11-15T12:45:24Z")

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What is this pulling, tugging at my  
Limbs so heavy dragging me down again  
So I’m hoping, this cold blue water  
Scrubs me clean and spits me out again  
Because I just want to feel the sunlight  
Warm and soothing

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7193 "2016-11-15T12:47:42Z")

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The whirlpool’s mother wore a jacket  
She’d sewn out of dental floss  
It was stolen by a monkey  
That sold it to an albatross

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7194 "2016-11-15T16:49:04Z")

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I might be movin’ to Montana soon  
Just to raise me up a crop of dental floss  
Raisin’ it up, waxin it down  
In a little white box that I can sell uptown

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7195 "2016-11-15T20:18:45Z")

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Uptown girl  
You know I can’t afford to buy her pearls  
But maybe someday when my ship comes in  
She’ll understand what kind of guy I’ve been  
And then I’ll win

And when she’s walking she’s looking so fine  
And when she’s talking she’ll say that she’s mine  
She’ll say I’m not so tough  
Just because I’m in love with an uptown girl

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7196 "2016-11-15T20:54:39Z")

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Why do birds sing so gay?  
And lovers await the break of day?  
Why do they fall in love?  
Why does my heart skip a crazy beat?  
Before I know it will reach defeat!  
Tell me why, why, why  
Why do fools fall in love?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2016, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7197 "2016-11-16T01:21:48Z")

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Why do birds suddenly appear  
Every time you are near?  
Just like me, they long to be  
Close to you.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2016, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7198 "2016-11-16T02:11:59Z")

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It’s no use, he sees her  
He starts to shake and cough  
Just like the old man in  
That book by Nabokov

Don’t stand, don’t stand so, don’t stand so close to me  
Don’t stand, don’t stand so, don’t stand so close to me

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2016, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7199 "2016-11-16T04:53:34Z")

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Too close, too close for comfort; please, not again  
Too close, too close to know just when to say when  
Be firm, be fair, be sure, beware  
On your guard, take care, while there’s such temptation

One thing leads to another, too late to run for cover  
She’s much too close for comfort now

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**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2016, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7200 "2016-11-16T11:20:40Z")

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Don’t say a word my virgin child  
Just let your inhibitions run wild  
The secret is about to unfold  
Upstairs before the night’s too old

Tonights the night  
It’s gonna be alright  
Cause I love you woman  
Ain’t nobody gonna stop us now

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